Who is your dad

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and what does he do? (Warcraft)

He served as a mage in the Second War and is best remembered for his magical floating flower pot defense.

We have not spoken since my transformation. Apparently, I’m dead to him.

**alas, poor Arnold, I knew you well.

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My FATHER was killed after protecting me and my mother from being sold to slavery by Sethrak faithless (though they still got her). I escaped through his efforts.

At least that’s how I picture it when I write it up.

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A ranger for Silvermoon. But his body got recycled by the scourge as Dark Ranger. When my best friend found out, he ended his suffering in my name.

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I was trying to be funny with the Arnold version :smile:

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my father smelt of elderberries

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and your mother a server hamster?

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He’s on the forums. I keep trying to track him down but he’s so elusive. Please Daddy, reach out to me! It’s been years…You told me you were going to Goldshire and never returned…

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I’m the offspring of an unholy union between Garrosh and a turnip.

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I’ve been reaching out too, but apparently I’m just an “ice queen”

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That was one manly turnip

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This is the truth… :frowning:

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Should I change title then?

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It might get you more serious responses. Although the wow community is supposed to be old enough to know your Arnold reference… the… other one is stronger. :frowning:

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My age is showing or maybe lack thereof, lol.

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Nah, it shows you are a person of culture. :stuck_out_tongue:

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fixed.

Also, I have sixteen sisters. And none are married to humans btw

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Good, break that stereotype! XD

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A Magister for SMC who never educated me when he found out I couldn’t perform magic. He was married to my socialite mom and cherished my mage sister, but all of them died in the fall of SMC.

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Mom wouldn’t say who he was, only that she keeps him close by… doesn’t help that she turned into an Unholy Death Knight and tells me not to worry about these things. Big Sister knows, but she’s kinda crazy being a shadow priest, nothing makes sense coming out of her mouth, just pat her head and give her a cookie once in a while.

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