Who Is Really Responsible For Teldrassil?

I fired one of the catapults. I regret nothing, you hippies!

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So it was you that shot me up to the tree!

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If they didn’t want to be burned alive why were they living in a big hollowed out tree? :thinking:

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“If they didn’t want to die why did they live?” :thinking:

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What if, like, it’s not Sylvanas’ fault, man. What if it’s, like, society’s.

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Dont worry. If you think burning alive is a gruesome way to die, just wait until you get pulled underground by entangling roots.

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Suffocation seems merciful compared to burning.

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You saw how that tree was dressed.

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Hmmm… nope.
Sylvanas will pay regardless.

It was scientifically proven that a catapult could not reach the tree from shore let along fly over it and into the city. The only real answer is that it was an inside job by the Tyrande to gain the power of the night warrior!

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Forsaken Catapaults can’t burn World Trees. It’s a conspiracy! /s

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If the Horde did possess catapults powerful enough to reach the tree, why bother to invade Stormwind? They could simply bombard the city from miles away.

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Malfastandfurious told Tyrone to hush one too many times.

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Sounds like a good time.

What is the worst that could happen?

Alliance osah regulation is to blame, nothing more nothing less…

They did not have the proper sprinkler system in place…our king has failed us

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Ironroot seeds would probably be more gruesome if they could be used on things other than grelkin. Being squeezed and slowly crushed till you asplode.

Don’t give the writing team any ideas. They’re bad enough that they actually might take it.

Dude I always give Blizzard the best ideas. Take away flight for a year? That was ME! Redoing content = more content? AGAIN THAT WAS ME! Adding mounts, a pet, and unique transmog to a new RaF and make people pay for a sub for a year to get them all? THAT WAS ALL ME BABY!!!

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It’s the night elves fault.

They elected two turds in tyrande and malfuratird to lead them and they both are sissies.

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“How can we see if our eyes aren’t real?” :thinking: