What race offers the best, tastiest, most succulent, and mouthwatering cuisine in Azeroth?
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Pandas then KT.
Theyre girthy cos they eat well.
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I second that.
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They eat. Doesn’t mean they eat well.
KT are just a bunch of drunks with beer guts. And to be fair, so are the Pandaren.
Tauren is the correct answer.
Have you not watched the classic WoW cinematic before? The Tauren is literally seasoning the earth. Plus they have an excellent understanding of steak cuts.
My favorite food is whomever I get to cannibalize while their friend is wandering around blind.
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mages because they make me cakes but also warlocks because they make me cookies
I read the title as who -has- the best food, not who -is- the best food. xD
Dwarves do good bar food.
Trolls eat people.
Gnomes eat gear oil.
Goblins eat dynamite.
Worgen - dogfood.
Orcs - rocks.
Undead eat people too.
Tauren are more into grass id wager.
Draenei are fond of tin cans.
I imagine elves food is on par with humans.
But Pandaren cuisine is ancient and refined.
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Humans just have basic breads, meats, and cheeses
Dwarves would have everything beer basted and probably some rock salt
Gnomes it would be made in a lab so it’s just a small jelly cube but has an entire meals nutrition
Nelves would just be some leaves
Draenei would probably give you digestion problems cuz alien food
Worgen just raw meat and beans
Kultiran would be fish, just fish
Dark iron, you wouldn’t know what it was cuz it’s burnt to a crisp
Mechagnomes is a battery, I guess
Void elves would be very concerning cuz why does it have tentacles and why is it moving
Orc had wide cuisine as we found out during their heritage armor
Trolls I’m actually not super sure of
Tauren would be grass
Forsaken would be you
Blood elves would be something that’s just pure presentation and have arcane dust sprinkled on it, would taste horrible but it’s just too rich for you obviously
Goblin it will 100% have engine grease covered hands that prepared it, still good though
Mag’har see orc
Nightborn it would just be arc wine, no actual food
Zandalari is a mishmash of the various best bits of the other trolls cultures
Vulpera would be the scavenged left overs of the other races meals
Pandaren would be the best since they want to master every form of cooking that ever existed
Can’t argue with this logic. 
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#1 Pandaren have the best, no disputing that.
#2 I feel like Nightborne would be second, they come from an entire society that emersed themselves in the finer things in life, cuisine included.
#3 Blood Elves don’t quite measure up to the Nightborne in the same way because, while they still do crave the same fine standards that the Nightborne do, after the massacre of their people they came to value practicality a lot more and on a level came to distain frivolous waste. This may be either very good or very bad as their standards have dropped, but they became much more open to expanding their preferences.
#4 Goblins inherent greed for hoarding all the pleasures life has to offer would obviously make them crave, and thus develop, a higher standard of food.
#5 Zandalari, where there is an empire with a giant gilded pyramid and temples everywhere, there is a level of vanity which would desire good food. They do tend to incorporate just about anything into their cuisine, just don’t ask what the mystery meat is.
#6 Dwarves, they to drink and celebrate and you can’t do that properly without good food. They have the good pub food.
#7 Void Elves, same as Blood Elves but due to limited resources and lack of personnel, just haven’t yet developed a situation to make food up to their former standards.
#8 Everything else, food options here just become muddled, no great drive to improve eating standards if not having a cultural reason for why they don’t. These cultures are a little to busy to worry about spice trade, they value it less. They use it, but their standards aren’t so great.
#9 Forsaken, they have no taste and don’t care what they eat, so they just don’t develop any cuisine in their culture whatsoever.
P.S. Don’t really know how much Draenei value cultural development so I can’t really put them on any list.
You know whats ironic about this? In real life panda’s are worthless. They are fat because they are lazy. They are lazy because they eat bamboo which is poisoness. Their body can metabolize it but it makes them lazy and sleepy.
If humans hadnt decided “Hey those bears are cute, we need to save them” they would have died out all on their own. Not because of us destroying their habitat or anything. Because they are literally just lazy and worthless creatures. Good thing they are cute.
Anyway thats my panda rant.
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Would argue for Dwarves before KT. They host the brewfest after all.
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As others have said pandaren are the greatest cooks in azeroth part of they are mastering all the arts of cooking (way of the grill way of the brew way of the pot that sort of thing)
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it’s gotta be horde pandas…alliance use “too much cheese” apparently
- Dwarves
- Pandaren (as long as said pandaren isn’t nomi)
- Humans
- Any of the elves (but they prolly lean hard on into vegetarian/vegan)
Bruh you can never have too much cheese I always ask for extra cheese if I get a pizza or something.
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blood elves. we have the best most tastiest draenei dishes in all azeroth.
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