Which WoW character would you go on a date with?

Thisalee Crow seems like she’d be a fun date. Dinner + drinks, depending on where we are she might have somebody on her kill list to take care of, you know, the usual date activities.

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I never stopped to think about that!

it would be nice to have tea with Kalectos in a library at Dragon Isles (if he hadn’t been so busy having a flashback with his problematic ex, poor guy). Maybe having a dinner with Rommath at Silvermoon would be interesting too.

And I would find interesting having a brunch with Alextrasza at some of her gardens.
Or maybe Thalyssra, we could nerd about some things like magic and politics while drinking wine in some low-class tavern at Suramar or at her cozy home. Idk there are so many options!!!

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Her book that contains her meeting him and falling in love with him says otherwise.

The short story about her granting him a new body to replace his ruined prior one has one of her subordinates strongly imply to him she wouldn’t bother if she didn’t.

Tyrande goads her by taunting her about killing him, which shocks her.

Her latest message in the game to her Loyalist Players literally says she intends to return with him.

The only reason she doesn’t wax poetically about how much she loves him, is because that’s not her style, and she’s pretty grumpy that being undead doesn’t exactly support physicality, which she broods on in one of the books while looking at her royal bed.

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Guy’s kind of a doormat though. Sometimes you just got to just put your foot down and let your partner know they’re going down a path you won’t follow them on.

And for me that probably would’ve been when she made pacts with the Dark One to murder everyone. To avoid an unjust afterlife. You know that thing, as undead, they really don’t have to care about.

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Truth, he had his chance in the Burning Animation where she gave him the command to have the catapults fire at the tree, and he just stared at her hesitating. She had to yell twice for him to do it. That was his chance to call her out, but I doubt the writers wanted him to steal her villain moment from her.

But to stay on the topic of the thread, I’ll just try and see if Lillian is willing to blow off some steam in some dreary locale. She, like all the undead ladies have a lot on their minds that they never get to vent about unless it’s bemoaning the loss of their loved ones. Her family was made up of psychopaths and she doesn’t miss them, so we’ve got that in common. So I’ll employ my ultimate weapon of Active Listening ™ and see if a bit of empathy and affirmation go a long way.

Might only get a “Thanks.” at the end, but sometimes that’s what some of us need when we’re going through the motions.

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See if I had to pick a guy though - I mean you obviously default to Khadgar. He’s learned, charming, successful- but I feel like he’d feel weird being out with such a younger man. Because Khadgar’s a class act like that.

Beyond that my heart says Faranell but there’s pretty much a 0% chance I don’t wind up a severed talking head in a refrigerator or some crap like that even if the date would be really entertaining.

There’s Anduin who you know is really easy to make blush but c’mon I really don’t want to hear about his litany of non issues. Bro turned up looking like a 2006 shooter main character because he did some bad things against his will that one time. Bro talk to Alonsos Faol. You’re embarrassing yourself.

You know I think I’d go with Calder Gray. Guy’s got Faranell’s manic energy but he asks his test subjects for consent at least so I’m probably in safe claws.

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Thank, you for nearly causing me to actually ruin my keyboard with soda, for laughing so hard.

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A Forsaken and Anduin discussing their trauma;

I’ma go with Elisande, I think, on a romp through new Quel’thalas. Perpetual pleasant spring in the most idyllic scene imaginable? Sure, sign me up. Night cap in Suramar with someone who can manipulate time is probably a very unique slice of fun.

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