I see it like this:
Humans rival Orcs
Dwarves rival Trolls
Gnomes rival Goblins
Night Elves rival Blood Elves
Draenei rival Tauren
Worgens rival Undead
Alliance Pandarens rival Horde Pandarens
You can choose to do allied or even outside races if you want to.
It’s cute that you think the Kaldorei pay any attention to magical addicts.
/teasing
I like your list, wouldn’t change a thing!
You can just use the orb toy and poof you got your race/rivals. The end.
Draenei vs Sindorei
Night Elves vs Tauren
Those were the only ones I disagreed with
If you absoutely have to put 1 race against another I suppose this is ok but
These 2 don’t make a lot of sense.
Hard to pay attention to anything when you’re ash in the stratosphere.
How’s that for a burn? Twofer!
Ash always was my favourite type of tree!
/giggle
Wait. I meant the tree?
How’d you get a tree into the stratosphere?
We borrowed the same catapults Sylvanas used to launch fireballs across an ocean, several hundreds of mile away…
Ooooh so you rode one of my super chaos bolts™.
You thought she used catapults? Pfft… Decoys. I did all of the real work.
Not sure how I didn’t notice firing a tree into the stratosphere though… Eh, these things happen!
Oh, it hurts! My sides… ahaha!
Dwarves rival Tauren
Night Elves rival Trolls
Draenei rival Blood Elves, until the end of BC when the dynamic changed to…
Draenei ride with their Blood Elf homies
We don’t rival Goblins, thanks.
You don’t know what happens on that boat when you’re not around.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mechagnomes rival the Titans
This is clearly the pair that was only thrown together because they happened to be the leftovers.
Night elves hates undead, the Huarguens does the same too.
Forsakens hates us all
Orcs hates humans
Tauren just are too coward to leave the horde
Blood elves were pissed for what happened in dalaran on MoP, and now tjey get a long with the Nightborne.
Light forged dranei, needed to hate voud elves, but for plot convieneces that dosent happened
Vulpera hate alliance people that burned his stuff, so humans and dwarves.
Mechagnomes, they hate themselves.
Kultirans hate mainlanders
Humans hates at least the commoners, hates almost all the horde.
Zandalari hates all the alliance
Dwarves and Tauren are actually rivals with eachother btw. Something about the Dwarves digging or something. Not sure if the quest is still around but back in classic there was one explaining it.
But I can understand the confusion with the Two Dwarves joke.
Dwarves are unconsensually digging around in Mulgore and after asking them to stop unsuccessfully, the Tauren send you to kill them.
Yeah, there was that one. And I believe there was one in the Barrens as well. Dwarves always digging where they don’t belong.
Reminds me of that one joke where the only thing separating grave robbing and archaeology is age.