It’s the first day of Brewfest, and a neutral location has been chosen where contestants from both factions have agreed to meet. That location is the plains of Mulgore. The Zandalari Trolls and Dranei have agreed to act as security, and no weapons are allowed anywhere near the contest except for the security.
A massive round table with 4 stools sits in the center of the field. The grand keg sits near the table, and a mixture of Blood Elf and Dranei females stand nearby with trays of beer mugs ready to serve;
Who sits in the stools? The choice is yours!
Once you pick your racial representatives tell us who you think wins!
I’ll start;
Tauren, Dark Iron Dwarf, Pandaren, Orc.
The Orc is a great drinker but I think he is the first to pass out.
The Tauren’s sheer size means he can out drink the Orc, but their culture is not one of contests of drink, so he bows out gracefully before passing out like the Orc.
Now we have the two finalists.
The Dark Iron and Pandaren. Both cultures are proud drinkers.
The Dark Iron seems to keep Pace with the Pandaren, but the longer he drinks, the more drunk he gets.
The Pandaren’s size and culture of not only drinking, but of brewing works in his favor.
The Dark Iron gets more sloppy as he drinks, the Pandaren seems unaffected.
Finally the Dark Iron slumps back and falls off of his stool.
Winner; Pandaren!!
The undead win every time. Have you never seen Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride? We can pour bottles and bottles down our gullets, it just goes right through us.
