Which race is the softest?

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I want to know which race is the softest for scientific reasons.

So far, the consensus is gnomes and :panda_face: s. What else do you guys think?

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It’s gotta be Pandaren, right? They’re basically walking, talking, fuzzy beanbag chairs.

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Gnomes… :3

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Gnomes are the softest per cubic inch.

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I lotion my massive dwarven muscles every day. And use gold Bond powder in the darkest of dwarf places. Even after a long day of slaughtering horde, I’m fresh and soft under all that armor. :wink:

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Gnomes, there are no angles on my pudgy body

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Pandaren :panda_face:

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Vulpera for softest fur, pandaren for softest body.

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Depends on what you mean by softest - actually physically softest, like to the touch? Or an emotional softy?

Softest to the touch would have to be Pandaren, followed by Dwarves (beard only) - emotional softy… hmm… I’d say Gnomes, Pandaren or Dwarves (remember the Gizmo quest chain?!)

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Ooh. I can sit on them and feel comfortable! :smiley:

Wow. Gnomes must be pretty soft!

TMI!!

:open_mouth:

This.

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Gnomes. They’re like pillows. They can be thrown very far and they’re easy to rip apart or flatten.

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I think I will just sleplep on them.

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Pandas, no question.

Though, my beard is pretty luxurious and soft.

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Have you ever touched an actual Panda? They’re wiry and coarse, not at all soft. It’s thick, coarse, and grainy.

I highly doubt Pandaren are soft. They’re likely quite “rough” feeling.

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i am a real softy at heart, that count?

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I think your beard is too small though. Maybe 7 dwarven beards.

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Pandaren is definitely the softest race. So fluffy. :cow:

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Absolutely… not!

Time to grab 3 pandas now and tie em together with bamboo to make a bed!

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You WHAT?!

My beard is just the right size I will have you know! It’s not the biggest, because who can compete with Odyn, but it’s certainly big enough to get the job done!

frantically grooms beard while muttering to his self

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well when you want chili fries and a cheering up on after a rough day or just a occasional hug.

you probably will not want me, because i am sad now feign cries

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