Where do i get a child

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i want a child where do i get them (WILL NOT EAT the child this time i promise)

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It is Children’s Week in wow as we speak. Go get your free orphan and hit the battlegrounds, you’ll have violet proto drake in no time.

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i will not i am trustworthy

where do i get an orphan and will it still be an orphan after i get it

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At the orphanage. There’s one on the Drag.

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I traded mine for a turtle. Best decisions I ever made.

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ok thank you
do i get to pick which child i want

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yes but will it still be an orphan after i become its dad

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Spork, talk to Stork…not from Ork.

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It does eat less and its not as annoying

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Why is it that a vaguely rotting corpse rogue talking about a child fill me with dismay?

I may be getting zombie vibes…

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Ask Angelina Jolie.

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i will be a good dad i promise
does the child need to be fed ?

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…

…to what???

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Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

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does the child need a mommy and where do i get a mommy

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He doesnt want to wait 9 month he need it now. He is starving dont you see

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I usually find mine at the place with dim lights, loud music, and stages with firefighter poles that don’t go anywhere.

They cost a couple of dollars and a few drinks.

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ok i know where that is i will get a mommy for the child
is there anything else it will need

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A visit to a spa, get the full facial treatment. In fact, a full body treatment. In fact, perhaps a touch of plastic surgery.

Or a racial transfer to a Gnome. You’ll feel better, trust me.

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