When is Anduin going to settle down?

Who’s he going to end up with? Taelia, Calia, Li Li, or Lucille? Will he find a nice Dwarf honey? Or will he hit it off with Tess? Taking all bets :rofl:

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Considering how horrible the writting has been, im willing to bet he somehow ends up with Sylvanas while Nathanos cries in a corner.

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That’d be a twist

Well, canonically the only races we know for sure he’s attracted to are dwarves and draenei. A true man of culture.

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All three are too good for him.

She’s slightly undead and noticeably older than him so I think the chances are low.

That really depends on if he wants to have a seat over there and explain what’s in the paper bag.

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He liked em thicc and curvy, so Li Li might not be off his menu

She was 12 in Wrath, making her 19? now yea? Or do pandas age differently like elves?

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Considering that she barely looked about 7 in Mists, I’m going with the second one.

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Alright, cut Li Li out then if she is still considered a cub

Wait, wasn’t the burns everything chef also a cub in MoP?

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That’s because Blizz back in the day didn’t make her own model and used a basic Pandaren child one as a placeholder(like Gallywix who was depicted different from the in game model for quite few years).

Li li should be around 18 now, yes.

EDIT: According to the wiki, she’s around 16-18, which would match Anduin age i guess.

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He has been pretty settled since he became king. Settled as in not doing a dang thing worthwhile for the last two expansions.

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LiLi? I’m not so sure about that, I doubt he would want all that hair in his bad. I mean can you imagine all the shedding?

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I’m hoping that Anduin realizes that he basically has to marry some type of royalty. Wanna know who’s single? That’s right. Princess Theradras.

edit: Wait, nope, she’s dead. Guess he’s gotta go with Therazane instead.

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Sounds like the Vol’jin treatment.

Just wait for Anduin dying to trash mob next expansion.

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Not likely. If I’m remembering the end of the Deepholm questline correctly, she doesn’t want anyone other than the PC visiting, to include the Earthen Ring.

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He settled down we me a long time ago

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Yrel of course, he likes allien butts.

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I would desert the Horde and swear my allegiance to the Blue and Gold if Anduin and Wrathion paired up. :smiley:

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She seems to soften up a bit during Legion, after we get rid of the Twilight’s Hammer (again). She still doesn’t like most mortals, but she tolerates the Earthen Ring and considers the PC her fleshy BFF.

Regardless, if Anduin wants a child, Therazane ain’t gonna cut it. Valeera Sanguinar, maybe?

Have you seen draenei butt? It’s pretty fantastic. Anduin makes good choices.

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He likes men not women.
He likes justice not tyrants.

Doesn’t he have to break up with Wrathion first?

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