I’ll start. This takes a bit of setup:
In Vanilla, I was busy putting together a UBRS run and whispering friends and guildies trying to see who was available and could do what role etc. I stopped at the bank in SW to grab some stuff and, while I was there, a low level priestess walks up and starts talking to me. Found out much later that this was a friend of mine trolling me on a new alt, but at the time I just thought it was a random player. So the conversation goes like this:
Priestess: Hi!
Me: Hi
Priestess: Do you like my dress? I made it myself. 
Me: Yeah, it’s nice.
Priestess: Do you think I’m pretty?
Me: Sure
Priestess: Will you be my friend?
Me: Sorry, I gotta run.
I leave and take a gryphon towards the instance. On the way I’m still whispering people to coordinate, but I start telling my GF about this weird random conversation I just had. I tell her that I just had a lowbie priestess in SW asking me things like… and then I start a new whisper to summarize. I press R to reply, but in the middle of me typing previously, one of my guildmates whispered to ask me something. So instead of continuing the sentence to my GF, my guildmate gets a whisper from me that says:
“Hi, do you like my dress? I made it myself. Do you think I’m pretty? Will you be my friend?”
…
Me: LOL MT…
Guildmate: Suuuure Dawn…