I told a pug I had to go clean up my salsa mess before we pulled. Which by the way, did happen.
Gotta walk my goldfish / goldfish drowning brb
Left my parrot in the oven.
A classic.
I’m tired. Going to bed.
You all give a reason?
I have to go pet my cat.
GF calling me to bed.
…
Said no WoW player ever.
How do you type nothing?
Cause I just leave.
TAKE ON MEEEEEE!
They gotta be really toxic, or I have an IRL issue that has to be dealt with.
Otherwise I’ll stick it out if others will. But generally the tank leaves so never matters.
I just pretend I’m going through a tunnel
usually works.
BRB, fish is drowning.
Sorry, my pet lobster needs a walk.
Storm incoming, about to DC.
I never give an excuse. Though if my reason for leaving a group is toxic (Such as, gray-parsing group lead wanting to be carried), I generally won’t say anything before hopping out.
You all smell of elderberries, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!
My reason for the last 18+ years is that my MS riddled g/f needs my help. Which is true.
Most guilds/pugs either don’t believe me or don’t want a wasted slot on someone that needs to AFK for three minutes to three hours.
“Uh oh. The clown is back.”
leaves group
Have to do a number 2 & as a middle aged man that can take a while.
Literally just left a solid group who were about to do a 16 cos to go eat and sit with my Mrs.
If it’s a bad pug (like not gonna make it to first boss bad) then it’s usually just “this isn’t working”
I have to return some videotapes.