What's your best or lamest Dad Joke?

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Inquiring minds want to know.

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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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‘Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?’

‘Because he had a ‘hole-in-one’’

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

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How many dads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno. Probably just one. It’s pretty easy.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint

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Hear about the new pirate movie?

It’s rated Arrr!

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Wife: Your dog growled at me when I went into the bathroom.
Me: It was his turn.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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So. These two people walk into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ow!

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oh man
 have had some good chuckles here. Dad jokes are the best.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

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What’d the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam

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A string walks into a bar and the bartender says, “You gotta leave. We don’t serve strings here.”

So the string goes outside, twists and bends himself around, ruffles up his ends, and goes back in.

Bartender goes, “Hey, are you a string?”

String goes, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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A sandwich walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “we don’t serve food here”!

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What has two butts and kills people? 
 an assassin

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A beer walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. The waiter says, “we don’t server beer here”!

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I saw an onion ring


So i answered it

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