What's it taste like?

Hey guys, here’s a fun thread! :partying_face:
This thread is to either speculate and discuss what various things in WoW taste like! :yum:

Bonus points if they’re YUMMY suggestions!

  • Blood of the old-gods :sparkles: :drop_of_blood: :sparkles:
  • Demon Blood (Eg. Blood of Mannoroth) :tea:
  • Azerite
  • Healthstones
  • Bottled Nethergon Energies / Vapours
  • Vial of the Sunwell :test_tube:
  • Vial of a Moonwell :test_tube:
  • Vial of the Nightwell :test_tube:
  • Waters from the Halls of Infusion :ocean:
    (Both before the elemental-infused waters are modified with order-magic and after)
  • The fruit of the Arcan’dor :grapes:

So! :clap:

Let us know your delicious flavours and palates :yum:

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Mtn Dew.

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All those things taste like teen spirit.

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I dunno about all that crap but health pots definitely taste like fruit punch

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For having harmless fun? :thinking:

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Everybody’s a negative nancy today. I’ll play.

Rotten plum juice.

Spicy pesto.

Rock candy.

Strawberry flavored rock candy.

Blueberry Fresca

Burning in the dying heat of a thousand suns.

Sugar water.

Spicy sugar water.

Pain

Koolaid.

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You bring honour to your people. :dracthyr_nod:

That’s what I would’ve chosen for Demon Blood :joy:
That with a strangely spicy-eggnog taste that slithers back to Mtn Dew, back and forth.

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My night elves taste like ham. I know this because Rita likes to have a little nibble of Elmyouu every now and again. Especially his ears, which grow back instantly after each bite :yum:

“And what, Gul’Dan, must we give in return?”

“On sale, tree fiddy for a six-pack, as long as you buy at least two.”

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I’d imagine this one would SMELL foul, but surprisingly just TASTE amazing; but most commonly regarded like fizzy-apple-juice with an odd after-taste of nectar — And curiously enough you find it abnormally delicious, whether you usually like such tastes or not …

  • After drinking of which, you’re suddenly reminded of the last time you either joyfully sinned, acted morally questionable with positive outcomes or had done something malevolent … and had enjoyed it.

You’re filled with raw unfathomable power that reflects changes onto yourself based upon your personality — You will be changed heinously … or gloriously!

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Blood of the old god’s= Taste like week old fish that has been ground up with salt water.

Demon blood= Taste like spicy guacamole, it has the same texture as well.

Azerite= There isn’t really a taste at all and swallowing it is akin to tasting the air before a storm.

Healthstones= Taste like sand and mud

Bottled Nethergon Energies/vapors = I don’t know what this is so I’m gonna say chicken. Vaporized chicken because everything you don’t know taste like chicken.

Vial of the Sunwell=Taste like taco bell fire sauce

Vial of the Moonwell= Taste like soap

Vial of the Nightwell= Taste like soap mixed with guacamole

Water’s from the Hall of Infusion= Taste like water

The fruit of the Arcan’dor= Taste like sweet wine

Also it’s my headcannon that all mage food is unbearably sweet

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C’thun- Unsweetened 2 month old grape preserves.

Yogg’saron- coolent with some yeast to thicken it up

N’zoth- Extra spicy Taco Bell sauce

Y’sharj- Like Snickles

Chicken, it all tastes like chicken, everything is chicken.

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Lor’themars bath water.

DON’T JUDGE ME!!! :angry:

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I’ll go with an easy one

Conjured mana buns taste like cinnamon buns

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Hello, police? This one.

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silently judging you as I drink Sunglow which is probably some Lightforged Draenei lady’s bath water

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They all taste like pennies.

drenei - probably tastes like chicken.
Tauren - probably tastes like chicken.
goblin - probably tastes like chicken.
gnome - probably tastes like chicken.
human - probably tastes like chicken.
vulpera - probably tastes like chicken.
worgen - probably tastes like chicken.
troll - probably tastes like chicken.
nightelf - probably tastes like chicken.
blood elf - probably tastes like chicken.
nightborn - probably tastes like chicken.
maghar orcs - probably tastes like chicken.
orcs - probably tastes like chicken.
kultiran - probably tastes like chicken.
mechagnomes - probably tastes like chicken.
dracthyr - probably tastes like chicken.
dwarfs - probably tastes like chicken.
lava dwarfs - probably tastes like chicken.
forsaken - decay
earthen - rocks.
everyone who goes against me - probably tastes like chicken.

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