My night elves taste like ham. I know this because Rita likes to have a little nibble of Elmyouu every now and again. Especially his ears, which grow back instantly after each bite
I’d imagine this one would SMELL foul, but surprisingly just TASTE amazing; but most commonly regarded like fizzy-apple-juice with an odd after-taste of nectar — And curiously enough you find it abnormally delicious, whether you usually like such tastes or not …
After drinking of which, you’re suddenly reminded of the last time you either joyfully sinned, acted morally questionable with positive outcomes or had done something malevolent … and had enjoyed it.
You’re filled with raw unfathomable power that reflects changes onto yourself based upon your personality — You will be changed heinously … or gloriously!
Blood of the old god’s= Taste like week old fish that has been ground up with salt water.
Demon blood= Taste like spicy guacamole, it has the same texture as well.
Azerite= There isn’t really a taste at all and swallowing it is akin to tasting the air before a storm.
Healthstones= Taste like sand and mud
Bottled Nethergon Energies/vapors = I don’t know what this is so I’m gonna say chicken. Vaporized chicken because everything you don’t know taste like chicken.
Vial of the Sunwell=Taste like taco bell fire sauce
Vial of the Moonwell= Taste like soap
Vial of the Nightwell= Taste like soap mixed with guacamole
Water’s from the Hall of Infusion= Taste like water
The fruit of the Arcan’dor= Taste like sweet wine
Also it’s my headcannon that all mage food is unbearably sweet