[a crackle comes over a nearby radio]
Hey there… Amy Stormpike here.
Some of you may be wondering whatever became of me and Club BOOM!
Pixy and I closed it.
Horde…Alliance…y’all find any excuse to go to war, don’t you? What was it this time? Azerite?
I know it was almost a year ago. I just got sick of the whole thing. No matter how many times we end up facing some world-ending abomination together, you never see the solution staring you in your Light-damned faces!
Azeroth is OUR world. All of us! We all have to live on this dirtball together!
Once Teldrassil got torched and Lordaeron got destroyed, I cut out, Pixy and I got married, and right now we’re at Area 52 waiting for all the crap to blow over.
After almost a year, I’m breaking my silence because apparently it’s starting to do just that. Windrunner finally screwed up big time, Thrall’s back, and it looks like things are finally starting to go back to normal.
So…I’m considering starting up the club again, but it’s up to you. If it turns out y’all still haven’t learned jack crap about peace, love, unity, and respect for one another, regardless of faction, Pixy and I are just gonna go back to Area 52 again.
So, if y’all can keep out of inter-faction war by the end of Winterveil, Club BOOM! will return!
Why so long? Pixy and I have to negotiate contracts with venues again, and that’s gonna take some time.
So hope to see you again soon. BE GOOD!!
–Amylin Stormpike-Midlik