we shall start with the always important credentials which i have such as taking psychology not just in high school but ALSO in university(or uni if youre ***) as well as one philosophy class before i dropped out like a hot potato to play this game 24/7 so i am here to tell you about YOU based entirely on the class you play
WARLOCKS
you are the most 1/10 person you rate other people 1/10 you are cynical and dont bathe and you dont wash your clothes often. you are negative all the time. you are only invited because of your summons and health rocks and it isnt funny when you macro a cookie shout to it and you know that. you are the most loser of all the wow people. you even will make a video on you toob saying alphas play locks but you are not that because it doesnt exist and only you believe in it
DRUIDS
You dont out-of-ten anybody. you dont rate anybody. you forget what you are talking about. you forget what others are talking about. you shape shift and ladida your way through the game. you heal sometimes you leap sometimes you shoot lasers and turn into a bear sometimes. you are the most SCATTERBRAINED of all wow classes. your keybinds make no sense your inventory is unorganized you collect herb while flying you freak out while dying you dont even know how to vanish except for every three minutes because you forgot!!!
WARRIORS
you are the most 5/10 people!!! you do say and live by and act in little âsayingsâ that are such commonplace very snore. no one wants to hear them but you say them anyway. âand thatâs why you dont eat crayons.â
PRIESTS
you are the most 9/10 person. you use emojies in your forum posts. you say please and thank you. you probabyl have a good relationsship with your parenst and like to sit around a table and laugh at charades. you always date an a-hole. it is your character flaw you are doomed to have all your life. normal people dont date a-holes. tanks are a-holes so that is why you like to change their diapers.
DEMON HUNTERS
You just bought this game like yesterday. demon hunter could have been called anything and you would have played it. like lemon hunter. itâs new! sure youâll play it! because who wants to play a boring old d+D class when you can be a shiny glowing elf which zip zoops everywhere. zip zoops are fun! fortnite is fun! you like to play fortnite but you dont know how to build
ROGUES
you are not the a-holes! warlocks are. and tanks. but you want to be an a-hole. you are an a-hole poser! you try hardâŠwhen youâre op. if youre not op then you play another class. but as soon as those buffs are back youre like âits rogue timeâ you always reroll to the flavor of the month because you cant stand it if the red dots happen too slow because the yellow thingy is empty. you wish you were cool like a dh class and player
PALADINS
you are the safest most sheltered coddled of all people. you look twice before crossing the street. you pull mobs one pack at a time. you try to not be like this by defending yourself on forums saying you pull more but everyone knows you are a âsafe betâ. you focus on hitting one button at a time. you are a zealot for your faction. you dont actually know how to play the game. at all. you dont like rogues because they are âcheatersâ you are like a more interesting warrior person. itâs amazing how you have made it so farâŠbeing you and all
DEATH KNIGHTS
You picked this class because you wanted to be a mage AND a warrior. the paladin wasnt enough you wanted to cast spells not hammers. you wanted to have it all and you just cant have it all. you run around with two little sticks compared to arthas with his two hander. you cant have it all and you thought you could. you have to choose but you cant and you wont. you forget what you look like in the mirror. you have to be a tank a-hole to survive
SHAMANS
Being as a shaman has nothing to do with the shaman abilities same as being a shaman in wow has nothing to do with shamanism. people who play shamans dont realize that mail armor looks fugly. they dont notice their kids are the jerks at school. they dont notice their wife doesnt love them anymore and their belt is tighter and tighter. its just a routine to get a new belt every year after year at this point. shaman players dont notice so many things. why they picked shaman? nobody knows. they play the game they pay their taxes.
MONKS
monk players are rogue players who switched once they found out they were op and since they share leather then they could have the same mog and be an a-hole poser boy who share the class with hippy dippy lovey lorewalker people who never stop talking. people who pick monks arent monks. theyre people who want something different but dont want to use weapons and end up doing the same crap anyways. they are the most vulnerable people and hate being insulted so tread carefully around monk players because they do not monkey around
MAGES
mage players are the oldest and wisest of all wow players. they are the smartest too and pride themselves on all their smarty pants knowledge. a smart person of another class would be a dumb mage! mages are not a-holes but they are mega nerds. they arent cynical like their warlock cousins but they should get out more and see the outside world and realize that mage isnt a fun class to play and that thereâs more to life than working hard at a wow class and min maxing and whining on forums
HUNTERS
hunters are the most reflective people in all of wow. they think a lot. they think so much that they realized that they need to chill and be down to earth. and so they are. they live their lives outside of the game in a wholesome and upright way and they have a lot of fun at their job and at home and the park and the mall. they are having fun wherever they go. and thatâs why they dont take the wow game so seriously and pull random mobs with their abilities and let their pet run wild and free. because a game is a game to be enjoyed 