Has the best and worst smelling farts?
< Worst
Especially if I’ve had some draenei, oof, you don’t wanna be downwind for that.
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Tauren.
I have been in farms.
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Night elves
Undead
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Weren’t you embalmed though?
thats why blizzard dont talk to us anymore
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Well how rude, you don’t ask a lady if she’s had work done!
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I’m asking very important questions about the fundamental world building in wow.
Farts can tell you all sort of things about diet, which in turn can help tell you more about how people live.
Worgen for example we eat lots of meat for those big meaty farts. While my night Elf cousins eat berries and leaves…I think so they don’t have the excess protein.
And I’m a Worgen I like to sniff things.
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I have never met a tauren named farms and why were you in them?
Do Worgen cannonically smell their comrades butts?
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NO, but there are a lot of bulls of cows pooping and farting
Blizzard hasn’t said we don’t…
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Worst? Almost assuredly the Forsaken.
Best? … Now call me crazy, but I hadn’t actually sat and wondered about how different-smelling everyone’s farts are. But if I had to guess, Mechagnome? You never know. Might smell like a gas station pump!
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Lies!
Everyone knows it’s humans. Why else would you create a shack to do what you do instead of just going outside? Because you know you’d all kill off half of the planet with your gases if you didn’t contain it!
(But in all honesty, if there’s ever a RL situation where you have to use an outhouse or go in the woods…go in the woods.)
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I disagree. Cows DO produce a lot of gas, but volume does not necessarily equal bad smell. What you consume has more to do with the odor produced.
While it’s tempting to say forsaken have the worst smelling farts, I’m leaning more toward worgen and vulpera. I mean, c’mon, canines can produce gas that would knock a buzzard off a manure cart.
Best smelling would be female Belfs. That is, DO they even fart in the first place?
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I much doubt Forsaken hath the requisite bodily functions to facilitate flatulence.
In mine experience the worst perpetrators of professing of posterior putridity are them who thinketh theyr rectal rancor riveth not the senses.
Indeed.
'Tis also incumbent upon thy diet, however, and how well thy body processeth aught thou puttest into it, carnivores, if my memory yet serveth, being the worst offenders hereof.
Thus I must posit Vulpera are the worst, and say there is no “best”.
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a troll is best , were cool pepole wanna smell us a troll can sell they bath waters , some body gonna by
Gnome technology is so good nowadays that you can customize the smell of your farts, truly incredible
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Ever heard of corpse gas?
Its where the body is bloated with gas and can explode.
Which has been mostly happening to whales.
I can confirm this. Currently I have chosen gasoline, leather and motor oil.
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