What WoW race would you marry?

If we’re talking about races as in, which culture is most likely to produce the traits and qualities in someone I would most admire and thus find myself drawn to… Probably someone from Dalaran, I suppose. I like intellectuals. Could be human, elf, half-elf, etc… Just about any race you’d find as a homegrown citizen of Dalaran, although I would have a few exceptions. I probably wouldn’t marry a gnome or a dwarf. Befriend the hell out of plenty, sure, but as far as physical intimacy goes, there’s a sign on the back of my head that reads, ‘You must be at least this tall to ride.’

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Pandaren > Vulpera > Gnome

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personality wise, a gnome or vulpera would make sense given how nice and quirky they are. The reason I picked Draenei because they seem passionate and motherly, plus, they are hot.

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Human, any other race would probably be captured by the NSA and/or killed.

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Human probably, I’m a real freakyboi

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Blood elf. The glowing eyes means no flashlight needed when I drop my wallet or car keys

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Taking down every name who didn’t say dwarf… :dracthyr_nod:

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the proportions are just too off for me lel

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Sorry, a man’s gotta have standards.

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In game, Blood Elf Males.

In real life, I’ll stick to my fellow Humans thank you :slight_smile:

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Potentially, any race as I’ve found that when one falls in love, beauty fills the eyes of this beholder. Been married 45 years and I still feel like the luckiest guy in the world when I look at her.

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What is with these weird cringe posts?

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Draenei.

/waggle

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Nah man, we get shafted.

You get married and if the marriage fails for any reason, your fault or not, more often than not, we get screwed in court.

If you do something wrong, you pay.
If she cheats and leaves, you pay.
If she gets bored and leaves, you pay.

And bonus points for her if you have children (yours or not), she gets the house, child support and alimony.

Buddy of mine got hosed real bad, he married a woman with kids from a prior relationship and since she couldn’t get support for them from that guy (he died), when she found someone else and left him, the court ruled he had to pay child support because " her children viewed him as the father".

He wound up giving her 65% of his income for a number of years, until she remarried.

I would date a rock. Because a rock can shatter many things, but never my heart.

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Sounds like he had a really crappy divorce attorney.

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According to studies from 2000 and 2016, women are the filers in nearly 70% of divorces. The numbers have remained consistent, showing that women were the filers in 60-80% of divorces since 1865. However in non-marriage relationships, men and women break off relationships at equal rates.

And I wonder why they are so motivated to divorce their husbands, so quickly.
It’s because they have more to gain by ending it than trying to work it out.

I’d say it’s bc men cheat more frequently but that’s my own personal observation. Anecdotal evidence: my brother recently got divorced and he doesn’t have to pay her anything, ever and she tried her hardest.

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