What WoW race would you marry?

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I would love to walk up behind a female troll and whisper in her ear:
“vol’jin wasn’t the only one with a sharp spear…did you know that?..”

hmmm

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I can’t with this thread :joy:

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I’m sorry, that wasn’t necessary. Or was it…?

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Female night elf. Have you seen their dance?

Hooooo boy

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You mean you would enjoy having an obedient, religiously zealous, cultist, psychopath doormat for a wife?

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None because this is a fantasy world in a video game and they don’t exist outside said game.

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Spiritually I’m probably mostly night elf, so perhaps a draenei would be a good fit considering it’s in the range of opposites.

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I want to see a gnome with a troll wife in-game. Lol

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And hot. I mean if you’re going to generalize that hard, may as well go all the way lol.

Edit - What about Kleia and her personality implies she’s a doormat and a psychopath? Also religious zealot and cultist are the same things.

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Well… if I ever find someone that I connect with and form a deep, loving bond with I guess I’ll let you know what character she plays.

Just like in the real world, I don’t care. Love is love.

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Gnome and Tauren.

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Sorry I just don’t like the Bastion people and their ways of being.

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Any lady that would have me. I am so alone… :cry:

…Just kidding. I am a total chick magnet. I actually have to be careful to not be too attractive. It’s a constant balancing act.

Also Man’ari girls ftw! :heart_eyes:

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You shouldn’t shame people for struggling with making friends or dating.

It’s never that simple, nor is it that easy and works that way. Some people struggle severely with dating, especially such you cannot control who and who doesn’t want to be with you. Some may be divorced, widowed, girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on them.

You don’t know.

People like you act like you can magically find a partner if you “just go outside”, “talk to women”, or etc. So unrealistic.

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You can’t win if you don’t play. Get to work.

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None! But im happy for all of you that wish to fulfill such desires~ :dizzy: :rabbit:

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I’ve already had my dreams shattered by a pandaren :panda_face:.

So, I’ve been trying to rope in a nice, shirtless orc instead… tries to waggle and bounce but falls on face. :sob:

:pleading_face: This is one of if not the first GIF I did, so it’s really jank. :dracthyr_nervous_animated: :dracthyr_hehe_animated:

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Assuming I haven’t been “playing” for a decade+.

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None, I ain’t paying alimony in a virtual world.
Bad enough us guys get the shaft IRL marriage.

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Marriage is a grift, but I wouldn’t mind having an Orc wife; strong, probably a fighter.

I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of solving domestic problems with mutually agreed upon martial competition; who better to do that with than an Orc?

Honorable mention to Pandaren and Night Elves, gotta be some of my favorite genders.

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