What would become of the Valkyries if Sylv dies?

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You only need to kill one more, since it would take 3 to rez her and if ya kill one more, she would be down to 2. She is actually in a pretty bad spot when you think about it. Tyrande killing the one was actually a big deal.

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*The Val’kyr are sent on a mission of critical importance far from Orgrimmar.

During their outing, Sylvanas is slain by an opportune assassin.

The Val’kyr are too late to return to stop it in time.*

“Well, fetch-quests! Which one of us is going to bring Her back this time?”
“Not me, I just hooked up with this really cute Zandalari, I’m not going to be leaving them so soon.”
“Ugh, are you serious? They don’t even wear shoes!”
“Hey, it works for Hobbits.”
“Oh. My. Lich. You did not just go there. That was ONE time.”

As the Val’kyr are arguing, Saurfang returns to Orgrimmar, sees the commotion and quietly steals Sylvanas’ body.

“Goblin, how hot is that furnace?”
“You kiddin’ me pal? This thing will straight up melt Mithril like buttah.”
“Perfect.” Saurfang hurls Sylvanas’ corpse into the furnace.
“Oh no… boss ain’t gonna like this. Last time a body got dumped in there it ruined an entire batch o’ plate, too much carbon.”
“Do not worry, Goblin. I will pay for any damages.”

The Val’kyr suddenly notice Sylvanas’ body is gone, and look over in time to see it disappear into the flames.

“Uhh… uh oh.”
“I’m not fixing that.”
“Yeah, rebuilding a body from nothing was so not part of the deal.”
“You do realize what the boss is going to say if we go home after this?”
“I don’t care, I don’t care! There is nothing more tedious than rebuilding a body molecule by molecule. I am not going there.”

The Val’kyr return to Icecrown Citadel and report to the Lich King. He is disappoint.

"Thissss was not part of your oorderss."
“Look, did you see how crazy she went? Look, I get keeping her around as a subtle instrument for your ‘war against the Old Gods’ but there are limits. And getting herself cooked in a Goblin furnace is just not something we’re set up to deal with.”
"There ssshall be punishment for thisss."
“Anything is better than dealing with that banshee all day.”
"Anythiing?"

“Anything is better than dealing with that banshee all day.” taunted one of the Val’kyr. “Anything at all. Well, Sister, here we are, freezing our hobbit feet off in the middle of a glacier digging out fallen scourge and rezzing them back into the army, because someone thought that anything was better than being in a nice warm jungle with fun Zandalari to play with.”
“Shut up.”
“Reassembling a single body molecule by molecule is the most tedious thing ever”
“Shut up.”
“Anything, I’ll do anything Lord, anything at all bat my pretty eyes.”
“Shut. Up.”
“Well now look at us. Only 22,478 more ghouls to bring back, and after that we only have to bring back 3 legions of skeletons, plus auxillaries, set up the command instructions for them to rebuild their siege equipment, and oh look… get that creepy replacement for Putricide to finish mucking around and put life into 5,000 abominations. Is that, not as tedious as a single body for you?”
“If you weren’t already dead, I would kill you!”
“Please do!”

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