What Toothpaste does the Alliance use?

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The horde uses dirt and we smell really clean afterwards.

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Beer.

Shower beer, use a bit of foam on any bits as needed, malt vinegar hair rinse and then wash the whole lot off.

And then drink a beer. You earned it for your excellent personal hygiene.

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No… no you dont. You hang around with the undead, and we can tell!

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We also use dirt as toothpaste.

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Crest Light.

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Wtf (frick) is that

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It’s the Light variant of Crest.

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what’s with the hygiene threads all of a sudden ?

I just whip out my

And we’re all good!

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Do you have something against hygiene? Im sure you smell bad.

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I think that’s just us Dorfs. And Flynn Fairwind and Nat Pagle.

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Tears.

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For me its Colgate

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I use blood elf toothpaste. Tastes like shea butter and glitter.

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a minty sparkly kind bought in Dalaran :dracthyr_blob_dance_animated:

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uses Saithas toothbrush to brush my tusks

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Bet they don’t want to use this mess

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This toothpaste was gross.
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Any kind of whitner. And don’t foget the sparkles.
Good guys always have clean white teeth.
Bad guys, crooked rotting teeth.

Its a proven fact (of hollywood)

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wiggles toes
Yellow teeth are the horde standard.

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