Having finished leveling my alt army, now I need to figure out what to do with all of their professions.
Approximately 250 Herbalists, 200 Miners, and 45 Skinners are available to change professions.
Any ideas?
Edit: Taking this question or topic seriously beyond the time it took you to read it means you took it too seriously. Goofy, silly, stupid, idiotic, and other downright meaningless but appropriate replies are desired.
a) Leatherworking and archeology, the two biggest money-makers of TWW
ii) Take them to the forums and use them to upvote your best posts, creating an illusion of popularity that will 100% get blizzard to enact every idea you’ve ever had!
c) Delete them and start again. The real fun lies in the journey!
d)
Alternatively, make a bunch of alts that all look like your main and don’t double check which alt blizz has assigned as your forum default. 
Welcome clone-Iski, purveyor of bad ideas…
The same thing we do every night, Pinky …
Try to take over the world!
wait do you seriously have almost 500 max level characters?
I have three LWs already, no need for more!
Archaeology, hmmm, good idea. I haven’t done anything since WoD so maybe it is time to do Legion and BFA.
Bunch of alts? Check!
I don’t need to check which one is up. Because Blizzard first makes me fight the Forum boss just to log in. I lose for days at a time. Like, c’mon man!
Now there’s an idea. Fire! Fire! Heh, heh! Fire!
1 main and 259 alts, all at level 80 as of Wednesday.
Two professions per character so I can see why someone might think it is almost twice that.
Herbing, Mining, and Skinning just make sense for the masses. Some extra XP to speed leveling and provide additional raw materials to my actual crafters. Every so often I start thinking maybe I should do something else with them.
Wow and I thought I was bad
lol
Why all gathering professions?