What language do doctors curse in?

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Ibuprofane.

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thank you.

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My girlfriend and I were going out to a restaurant last night when suddenly she said, “Hey, you missed a right!”

I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”

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What do you call a bear who loses all his teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What killed the Dinosaurs?
THE ICE AGE!

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What’s the definition of a will?

It’s a dead giveaway.

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People think t-rexes have trouble scratching their back because they have short arms, but the real reason is that they’re all dead.

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If you’re looking to buy a gun, let me know. My dude is actually a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

He’s my small arms dealer.

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Knock knock.

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Who’s there?

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Two astronauts are on the International Space Station. One of them suits up, goes outside and knocks on the window. The other asks, “Who is it?”

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I’ve heard talks that the restaurant on the moon has great food, but there’s no atmosphere.

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Reporting this thread.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it… Then my illegal logging company is a success.

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I got Nyquil tattooed on my neck because I’m a knockout.

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…
Shut up and take my like.

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What do noobs and rogues have in common?

They both pick locks.

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My parents are clean freaks and bought a beach house.

They named it Oh Sea Dee.

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Garbage Tauren Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

  • Who’s there?

Earthmother.

  • Earthmother who?

Earthmother watch over you.

  • ?

Knock Knock.

  • Who’s there?

Earthmother.

  • …Earthmother who?

Earthmother watch over you.

  • …

Knock knock.

  • …Who’s there?

Anshe.

  • Anshe who?

Anshe glad I didn’t say Earthmother?

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Boooooo urns

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