Sometimes I like to think of IRL hurdles as Mythic Affixes, as in everchanging hurdles in the road that may be frustrating or borderline impossible to progress over, but overall are able to be overcame.
My IRL Mythic Affix is the never ending urge to curl any object within my hands for at least 8 - 12 reps for 1 - 3 sets (depending on the social situation).
My Bicep Growth has become uncontrolled and has impacted my guile and agility while playing my Rogue. It is part of why I have difficulty PvP’ing as Sub/Assassination.
My IRL stiffness has caused me to double down on the more head on Outlaw PvP lifestyle.
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Whenever a stranger outside opens their mouth to talk to me. Its like +1 nervousness. And its an extra +1 for every additional stranger involved, stacking up indefinitely.
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Sarcasm, I speak it fluently and don’t mean to at times which annoys people.
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Negative and judgy mom. Nuff said.
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Cringe posts like this make a reasonable argument for real id on these forums not gonna lie.
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not being able to go one week without getting some
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Currently everything is smooth unless a crisis would to occur like war , earthquake , pandemic or something similar . Then I would put the affix tiring due to 18 hours shifts zzzzz
However when players here encounter me they get angry, frustrated and are filled with hatred . I would put the affix negativity magnet 
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Coworkers who seem to think they’re still in junior high. So glad I work from home.
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Encounter you in-game? Or like on the forums?
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My name is Walter Hartwell White
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let’s see , bolstering because bros inflicts damage to my sleep which turn into explosive (I get angry) then whine up in storming conflict then we go fortifying when it’s done and over with with a pie.
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Hmm… “Calamitous Hopes”
Bares a Temporary Positive effect to intellect, strength, haste, and armor, along with hopeful buffs. But, after a use, it incurs a massive Debuff to All these stats, including health, eats away at armor durability, and you become resistant to ally buffs and heals, and take double damage from enemy damage, and the ability to run and jump is disabled, as well as mount. No Timer, Must wait 6 days to use the Hope Buff Again…
Well that’s a bit deep, sorry in a weird place Heh.
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Currently? Both of my arms keep randomly subluxing (subluxation - popping out of their sockets). The left arm, more than the right one. It hurts. It sucks. I can’t move properly. It even hurts to type/play when it acts up.
I’m getting tired of it. >.<
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Procrastination and depression are mine.
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I like eating spicy food but as I get older my lower body is tolerating it less. I went out the other night to a Mexican restaurant. They had fantastic spicy salsa but I paid for it dearly.
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