Like every other post is talking about dates and how it’s been so long but like you could just go and find someone to date??? I don’t see what telling us on the forums achieves??
(I’m in pain guys I just want a release date)
Edit: For anyone who wants to actually get a date, it’s simple. Have a good transmog. That’s it.
Because in our first world country our problems are so meaningless that grown men actually care their video game is a few months late
Never been a fan of dates.
More of a raisin guy myself.
Having just come from the speed dating thread, I thought this thread was about something else. 
I’ve only seen two threads today about it. And I’ve never dated anyone.
One time when I was a kid, I got a raisin stuck up my nose.
By the time we finally got it out, it absorbed so much moisture it became a grape again.
The best way to find someone to date is through discord channels. You can quietly watch people and get to know them before you make an approach. By the time you’re ready to ask them out, you know a lot about their likes and dislikes.
I saw a friend using spotify and she was listening to white stripes and right then and there I decided to block her and search for someone else.
Just don’t tell them you were “quietly watching them” it might raise some red flags.
Dates are good. There is an Indian deli near my work that makes a date bread that is really good.
Oooh snot good
jokes on you, this is the only song by them I like
Yeah, it was a real sticky situation.
At least it wasn’t a date . Would probably need 9.1 pounds of force to blow one of those out .
And don’t call me Shirley!
Have you had fresh medjool dates though?
I would find someone to date, but they keep running away when I ask.
Makes it very difficult to catch them. 
At Christmas years ago, my mom would stuff dates with a mixture of cream cheese and pecans and another ingredient I can’t remember. They were soooooo good. I wish I had the recipe.
Have you tried using a net? Maybe a tranquilizer.
My friend made bacon wrapped dates when I visited her recently. I forget the type of cheese she stuffed in them. They were really good. 
Bacon Wrapped Dates.
I know it sounds a little weird, but a friend had them as an appetizer at his wedding and they are absolutely amazing.