Use your powers of telepathy that I know you have and tell us
hmm, which race am I going to bash upon for absolutely no reason today?
Mmmmm… I could go for some beer… No no wait! Maybe some noodles first, THEN beer!
My nose hurts because my teeth is poking it
Does this transmog make me look fat?
BRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!
MORE BRAINS!!!
Cuddling and murder. And not necessarily in that order.
“I still don’t understand how my ears end up slicing through all my hoods and hats…”
"I know I should be wearing a helmet but I love this feedbag. Mana oats… mmmmm… "
Why won’t anyone notice my cool new hippy glasses?
"I’m actually the same troll as the one above me. By day I’m mild-mannered Redhound, your typical average schooltroll. But by night I’m Penumbrae Zuldazara, international superstar.
Hopefully no-one ever discovers my secret."
EDIT: @Wighthound You’ve captured my inner monologues so eloquently.
Grrrrrr ruff ruff bark grrrrrrr…
Aye, the lads were right. I DO look like a lady after shaving me beard.
I hate that my skin is falling off… I’d love to get some really cool tribal troll tattoos.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Macho, Macho oooooorrrrc
I want to be
A macho orc
Reserved to see who i need to respond to since these topics often move fast
Hes wondering if he’s killed his two dwarves this morning.
Great, now I’ma have that song stuck in my head all day.
Also, Stay Away, Frumdavoodoo
Edit: Well played, Lenet. Well played. I was referring to Jowbulla
She’s obviously having a bad hair day or is going out on a safari, judging by the hat.
“Oh let me sell this huge loud machine that should fly but it might explode in the process.”
“Let me see the future, let me seeeeeeeee the future!”
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“Darn! I am no good at this.”
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