What is the best toy for those 2 minutes?

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Hi there,

What is the best toy for spending those precious, precious 2 minutes before each BG? Please tell me and I will look it up on how to acquire it.

I don’t have many toys. Maybe half a dozen? One is a remote controlled car that jumps and farts. The other is a rabbit that you can punt, but only once. Neither of them are good at coercing much of a reaction from other players.

Preferrably I would love a toy that I can use on other players waiting the BG with me to just lol around.

Thanks for your time!

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Something battery powered that guarantees satisfaction in 2 minutes

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Not THAT kind of toy!

Now take my heart and get outta here, you.

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Bowl of pufferfish
Make them all glow brightly, and hurt the eyes of anyone in the game that has contrast up too high.

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Puntable Marmot.

Have contests for distance and/or accuracy.

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The one that still makes me laugh is the “Twiddle Twirler: Sentnel’s Glaive”. Not because it’s engaging exactly, but because it’s hilarious seeing your arm flail around when you mash the “1” key.

Besides that, it’s fun finding out which one of your teammates is really a witch in disguise.

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Jewelcraft

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Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO

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My waggle waifu, the best toy is me. I am guaranteed to last exactly however long you need me too, love. When the time runs out and the battle begins, I will be here waiting for you to return.

Batteries not included.

/tentacleflip

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I love my rainbiw generator.
Click a random char, put a rainbow between them and you, then you both chase each other or runaway.

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Gosh, I’m gonna look up each one of these and get 'em all. All this time I’ve been wasting those 2 minutes discussing battle strats like some hardcore noob.

Next BG queue I’m inviting you to my party. You better not disappoint me!

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i’ve found the prism (not a toy but should be/JC craftable) to be a nice way of causing temporarily chaos.

stealing the tanks bear form and putting it on the healer is always a good one. or finding that one dps who thinks they are The Best Number One and showing him what he looks like spamming swipe like an idjit.

but if it must be a toy, the one that makes a grasping portal (uuhhhh death’s gate, iirc) or the one that puts the huge puddle of green on the ground (legion toy) to cause the most confusion. if you want a cute confusion, there’s one that makes a very druidic nature “scene” that you can pick up from the molten front (yay for a grind!)

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Like a giant train?

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First you summon a battle pet, then you copy its appearance with a magic pet mirror. Next you swap raid member appearances with a reflecting prism (cancel your ‘reflecting prism’ buff each time to return to the pet appearance). I like doing this during break-time in guild raids.

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Flippable table, adopted crate of puppies, and the best toy of all… The golden banana.

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Piccolo of the Flaming Fire
Annoy people by making them dance lol

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Man that thing is so annoying… which is exactly why I must have one!
For reasonable reasons of course.

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I like to use toys that activate some kind of minion and then use the big ray gun to make it all big.