What is a cool fact about yourself

hello my beautiful blueberries, tell me a neat fact about yourself or else i’m gonna join your discord and scream as loud as i can

here’s my neat fact: for a brief period of time, i held the world record for the 3 lap time of luigi’s mansion on mario kart ds

23 Likes

Like a speed runner? Cool!

I can somewhat move my eyes independently. Cross one at a time. Probably a result of amblyopia.

4 Likes

I have epic gas tonight.

20 Likes

When did I become a blueberry? Did we take a trip to the Wonka factory and I didin’t realize it?

6 Likes

Everybody tells me that my coffee is super. One young lady was so surprised by the taste that she almost dropped the cup. :slight_smile:

Ironically, I am almost intolerant to caffeine. :frowning:

7 Likes

I am not a gnome :+1:

5 Likes

There be worse things than even gnomes… :slight_smile:

Goblins, for example. :innocent:

No wonder I was always a fan of Godzilla’s…

2 Likes

Well…as a kid I would catch wasp nests with tape a jar and a very long stick…i once broke open a hornet nest and didn’t get stung caught the queen and a few combs.

Had a beehive at 13…still have an antfarm :laughing: wanted to be an entomologist but never got around to it.

Now other then casual drawing and gaming…i just try to get through the days with asthma and horrible bouts of overwhelming depression.

I will drink and stay inside for Xmas wondering where I made the wrong turn in life and wonder why ive given up caring to try…

Merry Christmas!

8 Likes

Merry Christmas!

1 Like

I have the same birthday as edgar allen poe.

6 Likes

You didn’t hear this from me. But I’m actually…a raspberry :scream:

5 Likes
i am the absolute worst death knight in this game. But I still love it. As for in real life? Nothing special. I once came in 3rd in a county wide poetry competition
9 Likes

I can juggle, and not just simple 3 ball juggling. I can juggle clubs and do tricks. Ages ago in a homecoming parade at the University of Minnesota, another juggler and I juggled and passed six flaming torches between us.

15 Likes

In Canada, I was the best chess player in my age division for like a decade over my childhood. I won every tournament throughout elementary school even beat a few Grand Masters (though they won most of the time)

10 Likes

Hmm… a cool fact? I used to play alliance in vanilla till I ran into a really toxic group of people and my niece refused to talk to me… so I deleted my human warrior and made an undead and was an undead player till burning crusade gave us elves. Then I was a blood elf paladin… only to end up a blood elf DK in Wrath which later became a tauren DK as the weapons being so small bugged me. Long story short ever since BC I’d been bouncing between elves and tauren only to become a panda in mists and end up bouncing between panda and tauren lol. Now I’m a fox XD

2 Likes

I’m a situs inversus totalis, so all of my organs are a mirror image of what they should look like and where they should be to the point of anatomical reversal of brain function.

6 Likes

It took almost 17 years of stopping, restarting, changing, borrowing, spending, crying, cheering, and banging my head on my desk, but I finally finished my Masters during the pandemic.

Hasn’t changed a thing but it looks good on the office wall.

17 Likes

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

9 Likes

I make the world’s best deviled eggs.

I put the peeled hard boiled eggs in the smoker for 20 minutes until they are smoky and golden colored. I then make the yolk mixture with a proprietary blend (sorry it’s a secret, but it includes Encona hot sauce), and I add chunks of lobster meat to each egg and then add the yolk mixture back in.

Everyone who has tried it has been blown away.

3 Likes

I like to fart in the tub.

5 Likes