Oh god… no seriously no the last thing i ever want on wow is a SMB expansion where you can actually get ganked by a koopa rogue
or jumping on a raid boss 3 times on their head to defeat them and instead of properly dying just bounce on their bum for a few seconds and then fall out of the existence
Hello Litlle Koop- i mean Orl, Bor- clears throat Orc there i got it, anyways i need cha help gather me 10 Spaghetti and also a koopas shell to act as a bowl! if you turn in this quest ill give you a title called “Big Papa”
Koopas Become horde race and also lets not forget their females are just really a koopa with unnaturally large eyelashs
Toads become alliance where instead of serving the military just stand around at the end of each and every raid shouting “Sorry Murder hobo but your loot is another raid!”