What if there was a World of Warcraft cruise. 
Like, everyone onboard the ship plays WoW and the activities onboard the ship are integrated with in game content (you only play the game a little bit, the vast majority of your time onboard is doing stuff onboard the ship itself).
You could have like, a Horde area and an Alliance area and a neutral area. And everyone gets like, foam swords to beat each other up with. 
idk could be fun 
your room is themed around your main (so like, my room would be Vulpera themed and there’d be so many foxes for me to hug and there’d be like, sand, on the floor, for me to ignore). 
OR MAYBE THERe’S TWO CRUISE SHIPS A HORDE CRUISE AND AN ALLIANCE CRUSE AND WE RAM THE SHIPS INTO EACH OTHER (but like padded with a lot of foam so that it’s not a critically bad time). Jousing with cruise ships. But like, in a safe way. Maybe, we don’t actually ram the ships together. BUT, we stop at different like, islands. And then we fight each other on the beach with the foam swords.
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You seriously couldn’t pay me to go on that cruise lol
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Aren’t there cheaper ways of getting norovirus?
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Ah, so this is how the plague that wiped out Lordaeron actually started.
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Sounds like it would be Dashcon on the high seas.
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i’d consider going if i got paid 
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Just isn’t that popular.
Cruise ship = Diarrhea prison at sea
I seriously don’t understand why they’re so popular, they pollute to the extreme as well.
The boats emit an impressive amount of exhaust that can be traced for a long time, and sharks are known to follow cruise boats because of the trash/food they throw overboard.
They are floating ecological disasters, and expensive to boot.
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I would never go on a cruise these days. The chances of some form of outbreak and then being trapped on the boat is too damn high.
Cruise ships are what you get when a pirate ship and a plague ship have a baby, I think I’ll keep my distance.
alright.
I’m in.
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So, basically BlizzCon on a boat.
- All guests should be given a “Hearthstone”, which could just be a RFID bracelet and/or Key Card.
- The main dining areas should be themed like Karazhan – similar to the Hearthstone season.
- The top dock should be the Darkmoon Faire and feature carnival games during the day and each night focuses on concerts, dancing, etc.
- There should be an area called Strangelthorn Vale, where you can interact with animals, like cats. Some places can be exhibits and shows, like parrots. Other places can focus on things like a gaming area with a bunch of cats roaming around.
- There should be a gaming hall with many of tables gyroscopic stabilizers. Included should be a kiosk with someone who can checkout board games to guests using their “Hearthstone.”
- Go through a Augmented Reality “dungeon” with your party of 5-10 players. Virtual monsters appear and you can use Oculus-style hand controllers to cast spells. I think the best theme for this would be Scarlet Monastery, so you can host 4 groups at the same time.
I mean, it’s still a cruise. Which sucks. But there is potential for cool themes in a closed space like that.
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I used to work on a cruise ship for a year and a half. Couldn’t pay me enough money to do it again.
That’s all. That’s all I have to contribute
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At the risk of being hated for this, the ship would smell awful. There’s a lot of unhygienic wow players. Like, it would smell like an early 2000s magic or CoD tournament.
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Early 2000’s? Just rock up to any 40k tournament’s entry gateway and get your sinuses tearing up in sheer shock at the sheer unadulterated stench emanating from within the venue…
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Scentbird could sponsor it, and spray everyone (with a scent of their choice) before they leave the cabin area 
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It’s all fun and games until it turns out one of the guests was a rogue with war mode on that goes around killing all the undergeared people on the ship.
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Lmao I love how your name is Virus. Perfect for the cruise thread.
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Ironic really. You’d think she’d be the first to sign up