What if the real boss of midnight is aimee the baker from dalaran?

think about it. the midnight expansion is about elves specifically high elves and void elves. so it would make sense alleria is being secretly controlled by that foul evil aimee the baker of dalaran. I mean HOW else was she tipped off to veressa supposed purge of dalaran. THAT’S RIGHT the void tipped her off and told her to hide under her baking cart! im calling it final boss is gonna involve us going to dalaran ONCE AND FOR ALL to rid alleria of her void taint by defeating aimee the high elf baker in PITCHED BATTLE! DOWN WITH HER EVIL CUPCAKES AND CAKES AND DONUTS! The real raid is gonna have us dodging her one hit kill donut attacks by avoiding the donuts. I call it the DONUT DANCE! move over SAFETY DANCE! we have a new skill check in town!

I mean look at this evil face! Imagine aimee in her flying bakery citadel battleship island of dalaran arcane cannons firing pastries upon the city of stormwind!

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Any woman with a lot of cake is evil in my book. :smirk:

Breadisparanoid.

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am i paranoid? or am i onto something more grand and sinister? think people! for many years aimee has plotted to rid the world of all who disagree with her tyrannical rein over the world of pastries!

You’re an elf. Everything is grand and sinister with us.

why arent you people seeing how this all connects?! the signs are obvious here! she’s clearly trying to fatten us all up so we will be unable to oppose her future coup against turalyon!

As long as the FRUIT VENDOR!!! is part of the story.

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“I second this idea!”

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she can be the second to last boss.

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“And… Who will we get for the opening boss? Most good raids have at least three.”

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the shattrath fruit vendor.

If there’s a future coup against Turalyon, I wouldn’t oppose it!
After all, he’s a dreadlord. All the signs are there.

the fish vendor in stormwind is the real dreadlord here.

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“She is right before the last Boss. Who is before her? How about Gallywix? Fighting to protect his Gold Interest? He is a Greedy Investor, after all.”
/wicked grin
/evil giggle

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no this raid has to be food themed. its the shadow food cartel of azeroth.

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Obviously Cro Threadstrong. He’s trying to get to the fruit vendor first and attacks us.

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“I got it. Who is the Ice Cream Goblin?”

“Ah yes… Alowicious Czervik. That Frost Bitten Demon.”

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Time for Cake Boss from Nighthold to make his return.

how is he the cake boss?

I couldn’t fight her. She cute as heck.