Showed up on Azeroth as a villain. What would you do?
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Muppet, meet mop.
Mop, muppet.
/slap
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investigate its loot table
if he doesn’t drop anything i’m just gonna leave him alone
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slap myself and hope I wake up
Thank him for eating all the cookies and cakes which would lead to people having healthier desert choices. Like pudding.
Team up with Grumbles and take him down
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Redirect the Cookie Monster to a particular cookie-giving Gnome.
Beat up the hand who’s controlling him, spoiler it’s an old god named handzoth.
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Protect Grumbles from him.
WE NEED TO DEFEND OUR COOKIE GNOME!!! 
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Join him in his conquest to eat all the cookies.
OMONONOMONONOMONOMONONMONONONOM!
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I’ll join you two on that conquest.
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I’d give them a cookie. Like…cookies are Valid. Why wouldn’t you give them one?
bake a bunch of cookies and kite him to Orgrimmar.
Because I could eat the cookie instead 
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Join him.
I’m no longer interested in Team Blue, which is extremely incompetent, or Team Red, which seizes every opportunity to either contaminate everything around it, set things on fire, or simply blow up entire regions… only to temporarily hold hands again and then start all over again.
Nah, heil to the cookie monster.
See, but that’s the great thing…I baked cookies for EVERYONE. Meaning he can have cookies and so can you.
Forcibly shave him.
He actually bears a striking resemblance to Gorefiend
I would face him, alone, and confidently lay a Souwell before him.
After he became enraptured with my delicious cookies… I will tell him the secret ingredient…
“… you like these cookies, yes? You want more, don’t you? Then find me souls!”
He could replace my Voidwalker maybe.