What if Ion Hazzikostas is freaking shredded

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I’m talking full on Vin Diezzy the Rock Johnson cHest dAy eVery dAy Chris Hemsworth shredded.

No one here knows whether or not Ion has been pumping straight Iron throughout this entire pandemic.

Imagine my man, next Blizzcon comes on stage straight jacked muscle shirt that’s aboutta explode announcing the next expansion like

I present to you… World of Watcraft… AAAARRRMAAAGEEEDONNNNNNN

Expansion trailer scene cuts to an escaped Sargeras shoving his arm through the fabric of reality, snatching the Jailer by the heel and devouring him like a damn ritz cracker.

After chewing up the Jailer he spits him directly at Azeroth with the force of 52.7×10^78 nutcracker grenades, creating a meteor of fire & death directly at the Maelstorm, obliterating deepholm and causing the entire world to cave into the depths of the Kingdom of Azjol-Nerub, allowing cross-faction play as the traditional factions and homes of the Horde & Alliance have been destroyed within the devastation.

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I must say that there are times I genuinely enjoy your content lol. I’m not even afraid to admit that :heart:

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Someone took too much pre workout today

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Beneath that unassuming t-shirt is a power too great for our mortal eyes. :face_with_monocle:

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That genuinely gave me a good lol, thank you. xD

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I also enjoyed that bit, good stuff Cered :ok_hand:t2:

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Holy crap that was an awesome post. :grinning:

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Cered is hereby awarded the collective whole of all internets and world wide webs today and is henceforth encouraged to post again soon.

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I kind of had my heart set on a morbidly obese Ion. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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So I’m not trying to be mean here as I actually like Ion and think he’s a cool guy. But man is definitely not shredded if you catch him in the community council trailer, looks like he’s been going through a lot tbh and actually has gained some weight. I really hope he doesn’t torture himself over everything going on with Warcraft and focuses on his health more so. He needs to link up with Holinka cause that man got extremely shredded after quitting the WoW team back in WoD days. Ion imo looked pretty healthy back in the early Legion days.

Introducing the World of Warcraft Community Council - YouTube

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This disclaimer is how I can always tell somebody is about to say some mean stuff about Ion.

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He’s dirty bulking

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What if he was a Warrior instead of a stinky Shaman, we would be bigger than EA filled with Pride and accomplishment :sunglasses:

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His workout is time-gated :sweat_smile:
His ‘reps’ are at neutral
And his result is …

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Mediocre.

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I think he looks jolly.

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I watched him in the community council video - please go have a look. It appeared to me he was doing what a lot of people were doing.

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Are you okay? Do you smell toast?

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The devs are all more like Revenge of the Nerds.

I fully imagine them at a round table talking to each other like Star Trek Data

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