What if gnomes start eating us?

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In that new Xibala area on Zandalar we take a smart ape* and grow it to like 10 times it’s size using gnomish technology. In theory, the gnomes could use this on themselves and grow to be bigger than everyone on Azeroth. Then they would eat us and there would be nothing we could to stop them.

Therefore, we need to stop eating gnomes and instead /hug them so they don’t take over the world.

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In some ways, perhaps apps have already consumed us.

This is the price we pay for letting Apple dominate our lives.

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Darn autocorrect!

Though a 10x sized app is a night mare!

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But if they get bigger then they have more meat for us to eat mmmmm

Plus hunting bigger prey is more fun!

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But there are tons of them!

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It’s too late. You will not be forgiven.

Don’t worry. I will make sure your death is quick.

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Then we must all band together! Don’t let them overwhelm us! You’ll watch my flank right?

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I will have you know that I have never eaten a gnome in all 10,000 years of my life!

Which one?

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The one with the most gnomes :grin:

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We will then ride the Gnomes on their shoulders. We will have great battles on top of Gnomes. It will be glorious.

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What if gnomes start eating us?

Then Gnomes become the new “fat” race & cries of favoritism ring out again.

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Stand on a chair.

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Then we’ll hack the Wibson and run them over with a giant firey Katamari ball.
And it will be a DELIGHT!

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We have plenty of Kul Tirans to feed them. They are heavily marbled and would kill off the Uber Gnomes before there was any real need for alarm.

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I will devour any gnome that dares challenge me, mortals… cough

…I mean, why would they do that? Who eats gnomes? That’s crazy.

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I remember when a Gnome bit me.

I then ate him.

He was yummy :yum:

Gnomes are like chickens, they’re made only to be eaten :wink:

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“Warning. Choking hazard.”

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I hate to be the one to bring it up:
When you go to bed tonight,
under the sheets and blankets,
all warm and snuggly,
and fall asleep,
in the middle of the night,
in your deepest dreams,
the Gnomes sneak out from under the bed,
from the baseboard against the wall,
creeping over to your bed,
reaching up at the end of your bed,
grasping up to where,
your toes stick out from the blankets,
and the Gnomes are there, chewing off your toes.

That’s right Carnivore Gnomes, they are a real issue.
Have a nice night, sweet dreams.
:sunglasses:

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We steal their enlarging device, make ourselves even bigger, then go back to punting them.

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They would also be incredibly stupid, if memory serves. It could be that we could simply lead them to a secluded location with shiny objects then nuke the hell outta them.

I personally would prefer an alternative however. We make the greatest exploitation film ever conceived: Island of the Giant Little People!