What I Would Do If I Was The Boss of WoW's Story

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1 - Sargeras eats Illidan’s soul and escapes Titan jail.
2 - The Dreadlords introduce Denathrius to Sargeras. They become friends and start a new Pantheon of gods that were kicked out of their old Pantheons.
3 - Lord Jaraxxus joins the Alliance and falls in love with Lulubelle Fizzlebang.
4 - When someone’s soul is killed in the Shadowlands, they become nothing. And the Void is the embodiment of Nothingness. So… Voidlord Garrosh.
5 - More Demon Hunters explode. You can never have too many Demon Hunters exploding.
6 - A’dal VS Xe’ra fistfight.
7 - More fanservice characters like Xal’atath.
8 - Kalecgos’ soup kitchen questline.
9 - Succubus planet expansion.
10 - Every quest, achievement and boss name is now a pun.

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So no changes on this one then.

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Make a villain that actually wins because they offer the player characters the best gear as quest rewards. That villain would instantly be a bigger threat than Sargares, the Void Lords, Lich King, Azshara, and (yuck) Jailer, combined.

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11 - A group of Dreadlords open a bakery and start calling themselves the Breadlords.

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12 - An expansion where it turns out that every retcon in WoW history was caused by the Infinite Dragonflight, and the characters who were erased from the timeline come back with a vengeance. The last boss is Med’an.

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If I was the boss of WoWs story I would fire the story department. Because WoW should not have a story quest. It doesnt need a linear narrative and it doesnt benefit from having one.

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Shouldn’t this be at the top of the list, or maybe higher?

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The list is not in order of priority, but rather it’s in the order that I thought would be funniest lol