They’re not exactly goats.
Rams are actually sheep, bighorn sheep. Ram is the term for males. They aren’t goats at all. 
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In the most simple form, it’s an adult male sheep. Ram applies to more than just sheep thoughI think.
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it’s just a horse
don’t listen to people trying to trick you
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Weird… when I was a child neighbors had a female ram. It had the horns and all but gave birth o.o… mutatation maybe?
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This is the kind of content I like to see.
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Intact adult male sheep, primarily. Neutered adult male sheep are wethers.
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They’re angry, oversized skulls with a tiny body attached to them.
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I’m a horse! but folks keep calling me a moose, cow, and noose-cow.
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It’s a “horse” for Dwarfs. 
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Headbutt champions 
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A Truck
That honor would go to my Moms little goat.
Your shin? HEADBUTT!
Tree? HEADBUTT!
Truck? HEADBUTT!
Random bear that came onto the property? HEADBUTT!
I will headbutt here, I will headbutt there, it can eat me I don’t care, I will headbutt anywhere!
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The real question is why didn’t arfas ever raise any into undeth?
Dwarven racial mounts.
And a football team.
Let’s just say as of right now a pain in my life.
The pain in my life right now!
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I don’t know but whoever designed them on Earth needs to be fired. Nothing worse than a horny looking goat!
As a resident of a moderate sized town close to St. Louis I understand your pain and sympathize.
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