What are some things you imagine your npc dungeon companions will say to you?
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“Stop standing in fire, you piece of human”
Or stuff like this.
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noob human , prepare to be kicked in 3…2…1…
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“stop casting Tricks of the Trade on the HEALER”
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I expect them to have dad jokes for everything you could possibly do wrong.
That’s the best way to teach players how to avoid doing wrong things: Make the NPCs shame and annoy them lol
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“You’re looking spiffy today, Swarf!”
/blush…
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They’d probably look at me and do this:
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Some people just want to watch the world burn. Let me get my hunter to misdirect on them too.
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after zoning in
/impatient
after inspecting me
/boggle
When I die to avoidable damage
/cough
/gloat
after wipe number 4 on the trash between 1st and 2nd boss
/groan
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haha some great replies… 
“Keep your head down, keep your left arm straight and swing through the ball !!!”
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Kick afk.
Don’t stand in bad.
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Worst healer ever, heal me!
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Not this guy again. Why do I always get the losers. Sigh. 
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Emotes, heck I’m going to be happy if they don’t kick me and finish it themselves.
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for me
/bleed
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