I mean, it depends (gigle) on the tuning of the port I’m sure. My guess is “Brinnnnng…!”.
Your thoughts please!
I imagine it sounds like this.
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If I had to venture a guess their gas probally has alot of reverb. Akin to an echo chamber effect…But I can’t really say,my home city has a green river running through it.I can only imgine what that smells like to anyone not Undead. Mechagnomes gas must be disturbingly awful
A motor boat obvs
You know that little noise it makes when your PC may read data?
I’d say like escaping steam depending on their pressure relief valve settings.
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So a whistle? Like a tea kettle or maybe some scaled locomotive? I can can see and hear that in my mind.
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It depends on what their sound file is set to. Maybe when they fart, a chicken sound comes out. Maybe it’s a foghorn, or a fire alarm. Could be anything.
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They are like girls in real life, they don’t fart.
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I’d think that too. You’d hear the whistle when they are running toward you and you can bet they are just “farting”. 
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Oh my. 
“Girls or women do not burp, snore or fart. Therefore they must B@#$% or else they would explode.”
Not my quote.
/vanishes
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“They are like girls in real life, they don’t fart.”
What? Fart suppressor? Mechagnomes should patent that. Or are you saying women have already developed that and are the superior sex? They are just holding out on the men to protect their egos?
Every now and then it leaks out (giggle). Women are the true creators . Crick and Watson would have been far for famous for stealing this invention from their female counterpart.
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It’s how we created dubstep. 
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I’d like to think it sounds a lot like the old school “DING!” from Everquest when you would level up.
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Like the sound of a gas furnace starting up.
First you got vacuum motor starting up, then the big whoosh as the burners light.
If they’re having a really bad tummy problem you might get the blower motor starting up as well.
Like a butt stuck in a metal garbage can
I imagine its like a car or lawnmower when it backfires
The FaceTime default ringtone.
It probably sounds like one of those Fart-can mufflers on a Honda Civic.
My vote!
Like when you die then lose a level then ding after a rez.
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