What do you have Horde?

Alliance has the power of the void now. Night elf warriors and a spaceship that can one shoot you from space.

What do you have going for you?

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One really crazy undead elf as warchief.

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Sylvanas is going to blight everything, cause she’s a psychopath like that.

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You don’t have blight insurance in 2018?

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Blight, honor, pretty boys, savages, and yeah uh that’s about it.

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We get better mounts than just horses!

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One really snarky undead ranger. Cower before us!

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Faction pride!

Oh wait…

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  1. Spikes. Spikes keep out invaders.
  2. Puppies in our outpost. Dogs=Good.
  3. SPICY ORCS.
  4. SNEAKY PETE!
  5. Moose. A single moose can take down several cars. Teaming up with geese, we’d be unstoppable.
  6. TIME ELVES.
  7. A model of elves most like high elves in the game. Creates an enraged debuff on Alliance.
  8. A LOT of broken walls. Any Alliance with building inspection skills would receive a horrified debuff.
  9. Glutes of steel from going up and down the Zandalar pyramids.
  10. The pride and joy of not having Goldshire.
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We got lots of green blight and some seriously ugly cities.

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High faction pride developers and unlimited plot armor.

Outside of that, you also have a revolving door of warchiefs that has no real purpose.

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We have the unending clearly unbiased devotion of the devs. Checkmate!

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Silvermoon has the Judy Garland Theatre… do they need anything else?

:cookie:

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  1. And Gamon! He’lll save us all!
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Cookies. Definitely cookies.

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Do YoU gUyS nOt HaVe BlIgHt?

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Well currently we got firewood and lumber…lots and lots of firewood and lumber. :deciduous_tree::fire:

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An army of giant dinosasaur gods fitted with electric powered golden plated armor, supporting laser cannons and battering rams, and carrying an army of soldiers empowered by other dinosaur gods riding on their backs.

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Sorry to tell you…Sneaky Pete is like super easy Azerite source in Islands for Alliance.

Also, we have phones. Do you guys not have phones?

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