a small medium at large
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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??
Micro-Worgenisms!
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A gnome walks into a bar…
and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
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How many DHs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends how many get caught up in the flypaper.
What do you call a gnome with gigantism?
A Dwarf.
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Do you mean psychic gnome? A physic gnome sounds like a quantum physicist!
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you had one job
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Meh, it is what it is autocorrect is a b****
Millhouse Manastorm
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psychic**
Where does a gnome go for construction equipment and resources?
Gnome Depot
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Maybe he meant a Psychic-Physics Gmone… who is a gnome that uses science to unravel the mysteries of the universe, but will only explain them to you on the phone for $4.99 a minute.
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Ye best be callin Miss Cleo today, or the fader of yer baby will never be known!
A metaphysical physicist!
OP, you can edit your title. The spelling you are looking for is “psychic”. I was expecting physics.
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What do you call a gnome escape artist? Gnomeregone.
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Oh i know I can edit it but all the people getting fixated on the word is honestly hilarious
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In my family’s home, we keep a bucket of tar and a pile of feathers, just for people like you.
We’re traditionalists…