What do taurens smell like?

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You ever drive passed a dairy farm?

Pretty much that

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I don’t like my steak mooing back at me.

:panda_face: :cut_of_meat:

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You can feast on me any day troll boy :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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That’s rare, my guy.

/Moo

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Two things that we have to understand:

  1. All sane sapient creatures love beauty, and
  2. Not all of them define it in the same way.

So: the question becomes, what smells do Tauren equate with health, strength, and status? This is what they will want to smell like.

I don’t know what that scent is exactly, but this comes pretty close:

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Depends if they taken shower or not for the past week.

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I see what you did there.

That reminds me of this one:

“A steak pun is a rare medium, well done.”

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Is… is that Samuel Johnson? lol

People digging up memes from weird places.

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Nah, you go mid rare. Perfect tenderness, just the right amount of juiciness. Meat practically melts in your mouth.

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I stink like burning tires and a Gold’s Gym men’s locker room.

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Love the name, dude. But doesn’t reeking so pungently interfere with your ability to blend in?

Unless you’ve staked out a spot for mugging right between a Gold’s and a tire dump, in which case, carry on.

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Sooo…you’re hanging out in the Tenderloin or southeast L.A. Got it.

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L.A.! How did you know?!?!

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Taurens smell delightfully of steaks, burgers, ribs and all kinds of deliciousness! Oooh yes.

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bbq ketchup

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The dood in that pic is 100% a vegan lmao

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Depends on the seasoning and wood chips thrown on the fire