What do Gnomes like on a first date?

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I was thinking mini putt.

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build stair so they can reach the take out register.

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A finely calibrated gearbox.

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Not to get eaten.

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Cogs and springs…and EXPLOSIVES!

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Dinner, a movie, and a demonstration of my gadgets.:hammer_and_wrench:

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Access to A Highchair?

Edit: Ok ok. Booster seat.

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You know that one Spongebob episode where he and Patrick are taking care of that baby scallop, and Spongebob shows Patrick the incredible amount of diapers he’s going through? Replace those diapers with screwdrivers and that’s what gnomes like on a first date.

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I’d need to gnome more to give a proper answer.

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That, that would depend on the context of “eaten”.

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I don’t date and haven’t since my 100th birthday. However I used to like cookies. I still do actually.

:cookie:

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Free fall skydiving into an American Ninja contest over a pit of venomous snakes with a 3 star michelin restaurant at the end followed by a moon light motorcycle ride through moutians being chased by a hungry pack of squirrels.

Only to come to a dead end and whoosh off the cliff ( hope you kept your chute )
and land in your private villa pool to make love and retire to the bedroom so you can get to your stunt job on time in the morning.

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Putting on goofy outfits and standing around in peoples gardens is my guess.

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Going to a football field and see who can be punted across first. :rofl:

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I hear they are pretty damn good at limbo.

Also, free pass to ride the kid rides all day at the amusement park. Not that I tried to do that last time I went…

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A little of this. A little of that. As long it is little.

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I haven’t since my 10,000 birthday!!

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What if it’s as long as it is little?

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I like you.

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You’re one away from 1337.

Are you going to retire after your next post?