What did Ragnaros ever do?

You have to admit, in vanilla we didn’t even give him a chance to put his pants on before killing him. The second time he was just pissed about the first time.

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/moo :cow:

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The secret is that he’s always been pissed. From the very beginning. He is a true rager.

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This is their planet normally

Then old gods showed up and Ragnaros and the other guys fought against the old gods, only to eventually lose and be enslaved

Then titans show up and are like, ay bro we want your planet so now you’re banished from your home

Then dwarves summoned him by mistake so he enslaved them and was like, heck yea I’m home again, time to get this fire party done right

Then gets killed and sent back, then old gods were like hey you guys are still under our command but only you and al’akir somehow and we will never explain this, so rag was like, ah nice to be allies with the guy who’s son I literally tried to eat, time for round 2 fire party

And we kill him

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He chose to be my enemy, not me.

That’s like the difference between slavery and employment. We might have killed him under false pretences… What are we the u s government? Hey-oh

He burnt my ice cream…

Clearly you’ve never enjoyed a Baked Alaska

It’s more the difference between slavery and indentured slavery since you can always quit your job. And I doubt Ragnaros was paying them.

I mean it’s not like we looked at his accounting books to prove it. “Uh… ragnaros … burned them. Oh no…”

No I mean he burnt it so bad it didn’t melt, it turned charcoal crunchy
:dracthyr_uwahh_animated:

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The Searing Gorge and Burning Steppes used to be a forested mountain range.

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And now he wants to kill us

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These Elemental Lords just don’t ever learn, eh? Guess we’ll need to kill this one as well. And if he rears his head again we’ll come to the Firelands and make sure it’s permanent.

To be fair most crimes are.

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You make a good point. The dude was literally asleep and we walked into his home and killed him. We even killed his dog and a bunch of his friends.

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They were… fired.

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Take my heart and Think about what you just said

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Best answer.

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