Title.
Whether it be for lore or gameplay reasons, it’s all fair game.
Totally not using this thread to determine the class of my next alt named Dumbluck
The score so far:
Outlaw Rogue: 8
Prot Warrior: 1
Brewmaster Monk: 2
Demon Hunter: 2
Paladins (and their bubbles): 1
Frost mage: 1
Shadow priest: 2
Elemental shaman: 1 (kinda)
Balance druid: 1
Druid (in general I guess?): 1
Vulpera. Correct answer?
Warrior. We are the big, dumb, strong class that has had the worst job in the game since it’s inception; tanking. Somehow we have abilities that heal us despite not having any type of Mana or magical abilities that denote a healing class. We have stupidly good endurance despite sword fights in real life are short because people tire out quickly. And we can get beat in the face, hard, repeatedly and come out like nothing happened despite being a inch from death maybe two minutes ago.
The short version, we are a brick wall with arms that wins by pure attrition and can kill someone with a sword and in that same breath heal ourselves with that same sword.
Vulpera’s a class? 
No sorry, classless
Outlaw rogue?
Outlaw Rogue
Lmao, well written! Let’s see what others think.
Thanks. What’s dumber is I didn’t even get into the truly stupid abilities.
Like “Oh I’m about to die better heal myself for 30% with my will of not wanting to die.”
Or my personal favorite “I’m gonna throw my weapon at you, repeatedly. It won’t do much damage but it will really piss you off and force you to ignore the guy taking 10% of your health every hit.”
How has no one said Brewmaster yet?
DHs did burn out our eyes so we could see better
Rofl
When you put it that way…
Would love to see that pitch
“Hey, you know what will help your eyes see better? Fire!”
Paladins and their bubbles.
In an era of VoP? Most classes. The difference between a high roll on VoP and other procs was insane compared to a low or normal roll.
In terms of general design, gotta go to Outlaw Rogues purely for Roll the Bones.
Probably frost mage. The ST rotation is literally just to cast frost bolt and react to the random procs that occur.
Outlaw rogue has roll the bones but that’s not nearly as big a part of their rotation anymore.
True. VoP is crazy for a lot of classes.
I’m gonna vote shadow priest because it really depends on whether Blizzard feels like completely reworking its playstyle that day.
Oof. I considered shadow priest but I decided that torturing myself wasn’t fun.
Hopefully the version that shadow priests got now sticks this time.
Whichever rogue spec has to roll the dice or bones or whatever…think it’s outlaw