There are a ton of alliance jokes. Just ask the devs. They know all of them.
What are some horde ones?
I’m sorry if you need to write anything down. I’m out of pens. I did have some crayons around here somewhere, but I think the orcs ate them.
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Any blood elf joke will do since y’know FOR Silvermoon! 
Oh, here’s one?
Q: “What did Garrosh think of his visit to Theramore?”
A: “It was a blast!”
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I’m shocked that you’re making more anti-horde posts. That’s pretty much all you do here, really.
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Why would it be shocking then?
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The Alliance, they’re a joke and they’re anti-horde.
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We dont like logic bombs around here. Just mana bombs.
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How do you torture a goblin? Glue a gold piece to the floor.
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The Horde’s Wrath airship is a pretty big joke, it’s about as capable of flight as the Prydwen
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Sorry, forgot this is supposed to be an anti-horde thread.
What did the undead say as he was set on fire?
Who cares lol
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Let me introduce you to something called sarcasm.
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What’s a tauren’s favorite movie? Raging Bull.
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Q: What do Horde leaders and Gangsta rappers have the most in common?
A: Life expectancy
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For a faction called “the alliance”, they tend to not help each other when their “allies” trees are being burned down.
Is the horde accepting applications for og elves and werewolves?
What do you get when you push a vulpera off their mount? Your mount back.
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Here is a Horde joke:
Honor
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Well if he decided to visit Teldrassil then thats on him.
No sympathy.
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No you’re not.
And…someone has to.
What do you get when you bang three orcs and a rock together?
ROCK’TAR o’DAAAHHH!
How many tauren do you invite to a bbq?
A: As many as will fit!
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What do you call a bag full of Vulpera drowned in a river? A good start.
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