I was looking at some wow merch and I came across some t-shirts with funny spec definitions.
They were:
Healers: the only thing keeping noobs alive since vanilla
Dps: the source of stress for tanks and healers
Tanks: the only thing keeping you from getting aggroed by 10 mobs
What would you add to these? Or if you created your own what would it say? 
Frost: Because who doesn’t love summoning undead dragons?
Hunter: What? I wasn’t paying attention. Top meters… ? Uh, yeah. Of course.
basically
dps= in a world of WAR craft, its the correct way to live
tank= basically, a meatshield thats it
healer= literally a party pooper
Frost Mage: Because the world moves too fast for you, so slow everyone else to your rate of understanding.
Tank: “Remember Vengeance?”
Rogue: what’s tricks of the trade? learn to hold aggro noob tank.
Blood: Who wants to live forever…WE DO!
Blood - i was better as dps spec.
Retribution Paladin: Our strength comes from our ego.
Affliction: I win at single-target.
That’s it.
Multi-dotting is just padding for my single target.
Holy: I’m good at hps…
That’s about it…
Shadow: Because dots are life
Arms: Cleave I guess?
Healer: OMG get out of the fire!
DPS: What fire?
Tank: Where are my heals!
Hunter: “Hunter weapon.”
Paladins: Will kill you…with old age.
Mage:
Frost: “I’m a threat if my orb gets IL procs.” Gets none
Arcane: “Hear me out, we’re actually viable in PVP and on single target en-”
Fire: “I’m useful for ten seconds every two minutes, also, Gpyro.”