WET Community Lounge #Eternity

(The Jinn, Sonja, strolls in, accidentally tripping Hawkens on the way by.)

“Oops, sorry about that.”
/wicked giggle

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shouts back at kali
“I DONT EVEN WHERE RED- Eh?”

trips and lands on the egg, crushing it as he does so.

has a deadpan look on his face as the dragon finally looks at him, growling at him, she begins dragging hawke away slowly as he is shocked with surprise

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sigh Fine…yo,Dragon lady I may have acquired a bit of treasure while on a recent temple exploration for a specific artifact,should I give you this treasure,will you let the doofus in your talons go? [dragons friggin love treasure,fun fact]

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“He just squished her kid. I don’t think she is going to be very forgiving.”

the dragon scuffs at the elf and just flies off with hawkens, while a random whelp steals a few things and leaves

Hawke: Not again!

In his defense,it was an accident,I’d rez it if rezzing an egg were possible but alas I’m no deity .___. Either way I’ll get Hawke back later after all,he does provide the chili fries! Just need to encourage him to stop taking these odd jobs.

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“I hope you are right.”
/smile

in the distance

Hawke: IF I DIE KALI HAS NO CLAIM ON MY STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUF!

nod I got this,now to see if this little gadget my brother made actually works…

presses a button as a dummy resembling Hawkens appears as he snuck into the lair swapping the hapless mercenary replacing him with the dummy to carry him back I wasn’t expecting her to actually take off with you…this keeps happening you may break my record of being spirited away…

And some rescue music!

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dusts himself
This doesn’t count as a rescue since you ratted me out…

As the kids say…it was just a prank bro! In all seriousness I was merely trying to scare you,wasn’t expecting that dragon to be so quick on noticing the missing egg seeing as the clutch is normally a sizeable amount. You sure you only took one?

sweats nervously

yes…
looks and spots a few eggs nearby

Facepalm

“I don’t believe him.”

takes a step too the side, picking up the egg and putting it behind him

…excuse me as i find a place to go lie down
attempts to walk away with the egg

(Sigs stealths over, and sticks an Invisible Homing Device on the Egg.)
/vanish
/sly smile

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locks up the egg in a vault and grabs a communication device

Hawke: Hello? Yes, i got yer egg ready for purchase ere… huh, yep, it’s a beaut… huh? oh, some minor inconveniences, a dragon came in and nearly dragged me away for dinner…

Hawke: sadly i only got one, payment as agreed right? okay, i will wait here.
hangs up the comm

Hawke: riiiiight… i probably should put a few other locks nearby for surfgirl too get distracted with.

look into my eyes! join us…join us. join us

*realised no one is around anymore gets dizzy and falls down from doing the eye trick *

Well,I’m off to bed,Try not to do anything too crazy while I’m gone,don’t want the orcs in the white coats coming out do ya? ;D

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