(The Jinn, Sonja, strolls in, accidentally tripping Hawkens on the way by.)
“Oops, sorry about that.”
/wicked giggle
(The Jinn, Sonja, strolls in, accidentally tripping Hawkens on the way by.)
“Oops, sorry about that.”
/wicked giggle
shouts back at kali
“I DONT EVEN WHERE RED- Eh?”
trips and lands on the egg, crushing it as he does so.
has a deadpan look on his face as the dragon finally looks at him, growling at him, she begins dragging hawke away slowly as he is shocked with surprise
sigh Fine…yo,Dragon lady I may have acquired a bit of treasure while on a recent temple exploration for a specific artifact,should I give you this treasure,will you let the doofus in your talons go? [dragons friggin love treasure,fun fact]
“He just squished her kid. I don’t think she is going to be very forgiving.”
the dragon scuffs at the elf and just flies off with hawkens, while a random whelp steals a few things and leaves
Hawke: Not again!
In his defense,it was an accident,I’d rez it if rezzing an egg were possible but alas I’m no deity .___. Either way I’ll get Hawke back later after all,he does provide the chili fries! Just need to encourage him to stop taking these odd jobs.
“I hope you are right.”
/smile
in the distance
Hawke: IF I DIE KALI HAS NO CLAIM ON MY STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUF!
nod I got this,now to see if this little gadget my brother made actually works…
presses a button as a dummy resembling Hawkens appears as he snuck into the lair swapping the hapless mercenary replacing him with the dummy to carry him back I wasn’t expecting her to actually take off with you…this keeps happening you may break my record of being spirited away…
And some rescue music!
dusts himself
This doesn’t count as a rescue since you ratted me out…
As the kids say…it was just a prank bro! In all seriousness I was merely trying to scare you,wasn’t expecting that dragon to be so quick on noticing the missing egg seeing as the clutch is normally a sizeable amount. You sure you only took one?
sweats nervously
…
yes…
looks and spots a few eggs nearby
… Facepalm
“I don’t believe him.”
takes a step too the side, picking up the egg and putting it behind him
…excuse me as i find a place to go lie down
attempts to walk away with the egg
(Sigs stealths over, and sticks an Invisible Homing Device on the Egg.)
/vanish
/sly smile
locks up the egg in a vault and grabs a communication device
Hawke: Hello? Yes, i got yer egg ready for purchase ere… huh, yep, it’s a beaut… huh? oh, some minor inconveniences, a dragon came in and nearly dragged me away for dinner…
Hawke: sadly i only got one, payment as agreed right? okay, i will wait here.
hangs up the comm
Hawke: riiiiight… i probably should put a few other locks nearby for surfgirl too get distracted with.
look into my eyes! join us…join us. join us
*realised no one is around anymore gets dizzy and falls down from doing the eye trick *
Well,I’m off to bed,Try not to do anything too crazy while I’m gone,don’t want the orcs in the white coats coming out do ya? ;D