/pulls a spell book out of the ether, and starts to flip through it.
I’m sure I’ve got a polymorph spell here somewhere.
slowly holds up a flame thrower
and i am pretty sure books burn…
What kind of mage and inventive genius do you take me for it I don’t at least fire-retard my library?
the kind that does not plan for azerite infused flames…
Like using Azerite-infused flame retardant?
kinda hard to do that…
regardless, there is always a way to burn something, even if it’s protective of fire.
Hmm should try to bump my alts thread and get caught up on my writing today
For you maybe.
If you figure something out short of a nuclear meltdown, let me know: I might have a place for you at my company as an intern or something. Sanitation custodian at least.
Goes to normal table and chair with a mug of Candy Cane Crush tea and starts reading
grabs a book and tosses it into a volcano
NYEH!
There!
First, that’s one helvua an arm you got there.
Second, that was a dime-store paperback you just threw.
Third, I don’t think you’re the right fit for our company after all.
First- we actually have a portal that opens up above a volcano… for… REASONS
Second, i will take the compliment regardless, but why is it so heavy?
Thirdly What company
/looks around for a book corner
Do we have a book corner here?
Brande’s company, duh. Didn’t you know about that?
/whispers
you fool.
(Mistress Sin wanders in.)
waves
Hello Sinikka.
/peeps in a tiny bit
oooo floofy wolf
/hugs
Good Evening all
/hugs
Hey there. It’s freezing over here and windy, and I don’t like it, yet I still really wanna wear shorts…
.-.
it’s a blizzard here.
well i think was…