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Where do you think us humans will fall into the galactic civilization?

Maybe we’ll be able to fill multiple roles.

My first thought is we’ll fill a gnomish/goblin role via engineering.

But we also have Shamans, ya’ know just some people that “talk” to plants and ingest said pants to encounter an inconceivable realms where you’re guaranteed to encounter an entity that helps you through your struggles.

Im just excited to see if it’ll help people see through certain psyops our media/government/intelligence agencies have pushed on us… i dunno… our entire lives…

Will wow still be a thing? xD

Will everything just stay as it is + aliens being a thing?

Personally i’ve seen a craft with 4 other eye witnesses, we were in such shock not one of us thought to pull out our phones to record. it was the biggest light ive ever seen in sky(including the sun/moon), it was close initially then spiraled into the night sky.

stories?

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Ahahaha, they gon harvest our gravity-ready bodies.

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I predict that the overly religious sorts will completely lose it, since the existence of life beyond Earth doesn’t really mesh with various faiths.

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Wait what? There are religions that don’t believe in some form of afterlife?

Edit: Oh hang on, my decaf did my 3pm brain no favours. I misread ‘Earth’ as ‘Death’.

< pacman dying sounds >

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If they’re hyper intelligent…you will be the monkeys in their zoos…if they’re cave man stupid they’ll be the animals in OUR zoos…

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Maybe we already are :O?

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Not gonna lie I’ll take the late 90s server over the current 2020 patch any day of the week.

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If this whole ‘galactic federation’ were true a certain orange buffoon would have leaked it in one of his twitter meltdowns years ago. Basically all conspiracy theories are disproved due to the last four years.

Edit: Flagged? Seriously? LOL “Orange buffoon” is like the mildest way to refer to that certain someone. I don’t really know if there’s a milder, less vitriolic why to show disdain for someone? “Dumb-dumb” maybe? But let’s face it, you’d report anything that isn’t praise for him.

No one was honestly offended by “buffoon”. You know you weren’t. I chose it specifically as the least offensive way to get my feelings across. Even “clown” is more offensive today than “buffoon”. Heck, there are people posting here on characters with names more offensive than “buffoon”. Face it, you’re just trying to use the system to punish someone who happens to not like your guy. Thankfully, the mods are good at their job.

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I’d be impressed if any extraterrestrials who visit Earth end up being dumber than us, since getting here from wherever they were would mean they’ve likely figured out how to travel faster-than-light.

As human primate exhibit specimen #23647 something… I demand better pay for this abject humiliating job!

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What if its like Men in Black and hes really a tiny alien in an orangeman suit?

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I don’t know about that, but can see him demanding sugar in water.

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I applaud the alien for actually bothering with us , oh boy are they gonna be disappointed …


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Hmm not necessarily…even aliens have primate exhibits that need filling and specimens to laugh at for amusement…

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Even then i stand by what i said , we gonna make them /facepalm so damn much !

Very convenient :roll_eyes:

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I once worked doing IT support at a company that was doing cutting-edge research. What I learned is that the more advanced someone is in their field, the more likely that they’re absolutely useless outside of it.

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We call that the Ben Carson effect.

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haha sue me.