We shall be the meme planet. Providing online entertainment (and trolling) to the rest of the galaxy! I’d give it a few years before we get banned.
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Aliens: “Species #3467…calling themselves “Humans” fail miserably even as zoo animals for our amusement… possible uses? Zero…”
sooo, everything is just going to stay the same? lolol
This is the part where an alien probes my butt in my dreams, right?
Jokes on the aliens, we already destroyed our own planet for profits of a few oil company CEOs so there’s no resources for them to harvest. The Earth probably just looks like a big ol trashpile to them. Maybe they will use our planet as a garbage dumping bin.
Actually, after so many … er … probes over the decades, they have enough genetic material to clone their own humans at this point. To be educated by them, trained by them, etc. Less messy.
Yeah ummm…yesss that’s exactly how my dreams go down… riiiight…
Theres nothing wrong that a minor peaceful Exterminatus wouldn’t solve.
As an alien I’ll just go ahead and tell you, it won’t matter soon anyway, nothing you can do to stop it.
You’re place in the grand scheme of the multiverse?
Food.
Nothing more than cattle.
No grand plan, no greater purpose, just food for the “gods”.
What, you don’t really believe 200,000 people all just go for a stroll out in the woods and disappear do you?
I mean, how many people can bears eat?
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Have you met bears? Grizzlies are 1200+ pounds of muscle and gluttony and there’s 55,000 of them in North America.
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Type 0. We can’t even control the energy of our planet yet, which is what you need to be Type 1.
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We are at the bottom, they will probably send people like Jane Goodall to interact with us.
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We might be tasty though?
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In the last 140+ years of Yellowstone park there have been less than a dozen bear induced fatalities.
So, if the bears aren’t eating them, who is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKY5zHILK00
This this is how I shall make my new alien underlings fear me…
It’s still bears. They’re just good at hiding the evidence.
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I saw something recently it may have been the history channel or something else, they were talking about how great it will be when an intelligent civilization makes contact with us.
How will they share all this technology with us and teach us many things.
It boggles my mind how seemingly intelligent scientists can be this naive.
What makes them believe they will share anything with us? What if they decide to enslave us and use us as farm animals to get whatever mineral resources and things they want? Or just wipe us out completely and take Earth for themselves?
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im dead…
Btw I know someone will probably get offended by this but its statistical fact. Poor and less intelligent people have more kids on average than rich/intelligent people do.
Chalk it up to whatever explanation you want, thats the reality of the situation.
We are actively getting dumber as a species not smarter. Theres studies that show an IQ decline in America.
Once again this is mainstream news, just google IQ scores dropping and you get cnn and other sources
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Yeah never understood that hopeful optimism…I can’t stand most people and I’m only the 4.1 billionth smartest person on the planet behind approximately 4 billion Asians, and the straight A graduates of Yale or such.
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