Come get your permit! Foreign “adventurers, champions, soldiers, explorers, diplomats and war criminals” must have a permit to enter the undermine. For a meagely 50,000 gold I can get you a signed permit good for one whole year! Make it 500,000k and you’ll get it for 5 years! WHAT A STEAL!?!?!?!
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Hrmm
- Goblin
- Wants gold
- Has the option to sweeten the deal for more moolah
I’m in. Send me to the Undermine toots.
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Too late, snuck in already and created a massive Goblin girl harem.
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HEY THATS MY HAREM! 5 million goldsurcharge for usurping a goblin gal’s harem
Womp womp.
…we’ve got fun and games?
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Blackjack and hookah.
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Hol up, how is the 5 year deal more expensive than just paying 1 year permits 5 times over 5 years. Someone fetch me the pot, we’re cooking goblins today
I’m a tinker not a math guy, if you need to cook someone today cook my bro Tinklebag.
I’ll give you a great deal! for 1 mil you get a lifetime* renewing permit!
The lifespan of the contract is 10 years.
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Yearly inflatation in the Undermines are at a record low of 800%.
So really it’s a fantastic deal.
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A pot’s gonna run ya 50k, friend. We’re in a crunch, so supplies are limited.
Get cha pots!! Pre-owned, slightly dented. 50k as is.
NO REFUNDS!!!
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I’m assuming my charred brother sent you? Thanks for clarification!
GREAT PRICES!
THE BEST PRICES!
GET A COMPLIMENTARY RANDOMBOMB™
Explodes completely randomly between 1 second and 100000000000000000000000000000000 seconds after obtaining. Tinkerbang Inc is not responsible for any harm that comes to you or anyone else with RANDOMBOMB™ This item is legally defined as a “toy” and not a “weapon”.
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Yeah Tinklebag got me the hookup on a great investment deal. Says I’m going to make it big anyday now.
It’s only been 3 years so I’m letting it grow in his big investment company PYRAMID ™ corp.
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COME GET YOUR PERMITS!
Family and friends bulk discount. For 10 mil gold you and 4 of your closest pals can get 1 year permit!